McDonald's monopoly



Personally I’ve never been to McDonald’s. I prefer to visit my local butcher (I live on the quayside) and purchase half a pound of mince (he sells exclusively in imperial) from grass-fed Swedish cows.

I take it back to my apartment (on the quayside) and put on some music (Oasis) on my Bose surround sound system.

Then I’ll finely chop some organic onions and mix that with the mince and the yolk of an organic egg.

I form four patties, which I then grill for exactly 13 minutes and 21 seconds. I don’t put them in buns because I’m gluten free, but I do wash them down with a Vagabond Pale Ale from the craft beer shop by the quayside.

Anyone who eats McDonald’s is a scratter. I’ve never had it.
 
I didn’t find teen movies appealing when I was a teenager so I doubt I would now.

The absolute epitome of horrific teen comedy is The Inbetweeners. I just can’t watch it.

Reet miserable sod like ain't ya :lol:
Marvellous. Well good news for you, I believe she's in all 3.
I don't count whatever came after those.

Sure there has been like 7 more since but as you say first 3 are the main ones.
 
I didn’t find teen movies appealing when I was a teenager so I doubt I would now.
Im with you.

I prefer to visit my local film emporium/second hand clothes store who solely provide independent movies on 8mm cinefilm.

I then take it back to my apartment on the quayside and mount the film on my vintage cinefilm projector in my special viewing chamber

Then Ill carefully prepare some organic vegan gourmet popcorn.

I sit on my original vintage cinema seats and enjoy the popcorn and movie washed down with a Vagabond Pale Ale.

Anyone who watches teen movies is a boor. I've never seen them.
 
More than likely. I'm 35



You're dead inside.

Went to see American Pie 2 at the cinema, twice!

Shannon Elizabeth though...
You didn't get the apple pie reference then?

Its in the film - to paraphrase:
>Its like putting it in a warm apple pie
>>home made or mcdonalds?
 

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