Red flares (Not Methvens) at the match today.

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Imagine being in the trenches with some of the pet-lipped drama queens who follow us.

Bring your 1950s rattle instead of the smoke bomb next time chaps, far more spiffing and decorous...
Or even in trenches with disciplined comrades that know the reasoning behind their orders. Rather than the indisciplined arses who are more likely to foul things up and run off screaming ‘ I don’t care about reasons I only want to make an impression’
 
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Some of the beer farts are more lethal than most chemical gas attacks.
Had an Italian working at our place installing a production line a few year ago, one of our lads kept dropping proper minging farts, the Italian, couldn't speak english and all you heard was "Mamma Mia!! Auschwitz! Auschwitz!
Seriously I think retro is the order of the day for Friday.
Can I urge everyone behind the goals to bring a bog roll.
And lighters
 
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Had an Italian working at our place installing a production line a few year ago, one of our lads kept dropping proper minging farts, the Italian, couldn't speak english and all you heard was "Mamma Mia!! Auschwitz! Auschwitz!

And lighters
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Or even in trenches with disciplined comrades that know the reasoning behind their orders. Rather than the indisciplined arses who are more likely to foul things up and run off screaming ‘ I don’t care about reasons I only want to make an impression’
Haway mate. As if some young lad is gonna take a smoke bomb into the trenches with him and hoy it when ya general has told u the tactic is to keep quiet !! All of a sudden the lad checks his phone and realised we’ve just won late on and chucks his smokey into no mans land, leading to the demise of our nation
 
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I'm 50/50 on this one. Yes, they look class but if it leads to a fine for the club or reduced ticket allocations in future they maybe we might want to tread carefully.

I think the bigger issue is how fans of many clubs can get pyros into grounds in the first place in these days of supposed heightened security. Anyway, it's up to the club's themselves to sort that out.
 
It is a disgrace only in as much as it should be a lifetime banning order. Won’t be that when someone gets hurt or worse. Thankfully the authorities aren’t as retarded as some on here


Is there a minimum acceptable frequency for an event before we start policing it? It isn’t very likely we would have a terrorist attack in the north east either or that a stadium roof will collapse, perhaps we should just remove the laws and regulations designed to prevent them from happening as well.
Are you labelling some posters on here as retarded?

You absolute sad sack of shite.
 
Sounds like a bus full of boring bastards

Far from it. The majority had been on the piss all day and had a brilliant day. Perhaps we should ask the younger ones to stop actively supporting the club and instead just become more zany?

Perhaps rather than people jumping on each other when we score, we should ask them to remove themselves from the celebrations and instead start chucking stuff around the away end? Now obviously they will risk getting arrested, getting charged and losing their SC (and all the loyalty points); but their actions will please the soft cocks on the SMB that like it.
Some of the older generation can’t stand the young lads :lol:

That bollocks mind mate. The young lads who travel with us are brilliant. Yesterday they treated the match like we did as young’ uns. They were on the piss from daft o’clock; sang for 90mins; and ended up on the deck when we scored. They never felt the need to chuck something or try to moan about modern football. Thankfully they were too busy enjoying themselves.

It’s bizarre that some think chucking smoke bombs is supporting the club. Could you imagine building up 60-80 loyalty points watching us in the lower leagues and then getting banned for chucking something which offers nothing to the atmosphere 😂
 
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