Break up of a relationship/marriage

MackneyHackem said:
Women are ten a penny iirc, no need to waste money on hewers.

Suggest going for a drink at a pub within walking distance of your flat, four rounds of drinks and then suggest popping back to yours to finish off a bottle of wine. They'll know the crack when they realise there's nee wine left.


I'm topper mate cheers, just really wish I hadn't been talked into getting a f***ing dog.
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Treat the dog as a lesson, imagine the dog x3 that’s what kids are like.

Maybe x2
 


MackneyHackem said:
I downloaded Tinder, Happn, Hinge and Bumble.

After a few days messing about with each of them I realised Hinge was the best bet so deleted the others.

I set the parameters so that I'm only casting my net a maximum of 4 miles from where I live and only matching with non-religious, liberal alcohol drinkers. I've got 367 matches so far.
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Hinge eh? Surely that’s a play on words?😂
 
MackneyHackem said:
Women are ten a penny iirc, no need to waste money on hewers.

Suggest going for a drink at a pub within walking distance of your flat, four rounds of drinks and then suggest popping back to yours to finish off a bottle of wine. They'll know the crack when they realise there's nee wine left.


I'm topper mate cheers, just really wish I hadn't been talked into getting a f***ing dog.
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In hindsight, the amount of money I’ve spent on therapy after the last ten a penny woman I’d have had hell of a time with a ton of hewers, I know what I’d rather have done
 
MackneyHackem said:
I downloaded Tinder, Happn, Hinge and Bumble.

After a few days messing about with each of them I realised Hinge was the best bet so deleted the others.

I set the parameters so that I'm only casting my net a maximum of 4 miles from where I live and only matching with non-religious, liberal alcohol drinkers. I've got 367 matches so far.
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And not a single fuck I bet
 
MackneyHackem said:
  • Start/do more exercise *
  • Take up a new hobby *
  • Get back in touch with mates you haven't seen for a while
  • Buck everything with a pulse *
This is my tried and tested method for cracking the fuck on. It hasn't failed me yet.
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Aren't 3 of those things just bucking? And the other one is basically going out on the pull.
 
Going through the same thing. Relationship hadn't been great mind but she just ended it suddenly 3-4 weeks ago. She's completely shut herself down emotionally (well, aside from seemingly hating me). Tricky thing is due to the situation we are still living together whilst the house sells (and also have a 3.5 year old boy). Violin coming out now, in little over a year my dad died suddenly, I've had a kidney transplant and the Mrs is f***ing off. Still, try to look forward to the future...freedom and not being accountable to anyone! Already signing up to the gym, which was on the cards for a while anyway and planning lads holidays in the summer. I suggest the OP does the same!
 
The Cookie Monster said:
Going through the same thing. Relationship hadn't been great mind but she just ended it suddenly 3-4 weeks ago. She's completely shut herself down emotionally (well, aside from seemingly hating me). Tricky thing is due to the situation we are still living together whilst the house sells (and also have a 3.5 year old boy). Violin coming out now, in little over a year my dad died suddenly, I've had a kidney transplant and the Mrs is f***ing off. Still, try to look forward to the future...freedom and not being accountable to anyone! Already signing up to the gym, which was on the cards for a while anyway and planning lads holidays in the summer. I suggest the OP does the same!
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Shit news about your dad and your health.

Congratulations on getting shot of the dragon.
 

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