Drinking habits that annoy you



I would put it on the nearest table and of it was gone when you got back I wouldn't care. I'm not babysitting smokers on nights out. Putting up with the smell is enough.
I’m guessing you don’t have many smoking mates. Or mates full stop if that’s how you treat their property. “Can I leave my car outside yours?”
“Yes, but I’m going to leave the keys in and the windows open. I’m not babysitting drivers. Putting up with the smell of exhausts is enough”
 
I've had a lot of really good feedback on my posts marra but my problem is I drink.
Drink less.
I’m guessing you don’t have many smoking mates. Or mates full stop if that’s how you treat their property. “Can I leave my car outside yours?”
“Yes, but I’m going to leave the keys in and the windows open. I’m not babysitting drivers. Putting up with the smell of exhausts is enough”

I don't have many mates who smoke but if I did I would tell them to sup up before they go for a pint. Why should your enjoyment be priority over mine?
 
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Drink less.


I don't have many mates who smoke but if I did I would tell them to sup up before they go for a pint. Why should your enjoyment be priority over mine?
Why is holding someone’s pint for 5 minutes such a burden? I assume you have both hands present and correct? Do you say the same if someone wants a piss, or do you make them take it with them?
 
Why is holding someone’s pint for 5 minutes such a burden? I assume you have both hands present and correct? Do you say the same if someone wants a piss, or do you make them take it with them?

If my mates need a piss they put their pint on the table and go for a piss ffs. Same if they need a tab.
 
Why is holding someone’s pint for 5 minutes such a burden? I assume you have both hands present and correct? Do you say the same if someone wants a piss, or do you make them take it with them?

It is a pain in the arse like. I'll just put it on the nearest table, if you can't go the time it takes to drink a pint, before having a tab, then that's your hard lines
 
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I took this photo a while back, perfect visit to a nice bar.
Only pub the fosters was actually fizzy and ice cold. A lovely pint.
 
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People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
Maybe you should just go out and enjoy a pint instead of being a miserable cXnt
 
Why is holding someone’s pint for 5 minutes such a burden? I assume you have both hands present and correct? Do you say the same if someone wants a piss, or do you make them take it with them?
Herbs it isn't the same at all you mentalist.
From your list of egregious intolerance I am betting you wouldn't hold your mates' pints if they fucked off and left you to hold their pint.
 

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