Drinking habits that annoy you

Dave Herbal said:
Had on. A drink and a smoke have always gone together. It’s not out fault that we have to go outside now. And as stated above, some places don’t let you take your beer out. So what you’re saying is that you want us to sit/stand there clamming for a tab because it’s too much trouble for you to watch the drinks for 5 minutes?
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Ideal opportunity to give your bell-end a refreshing beer rinse.
 


People who drink like a fish then get bent out of shape because no one else in the group is anywhere near finishing their pint
People who can't handle their drink and get violent/abusive with it. Do the world a favour and don't drink again, ever.
 
Marcosplace said:
Going outside to have a beer in the fresh air and someone starts smoking..
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This!! Even worse when children are with you. Someone at a bar/restaurant on holiday actually asked us "Do you mind if we smoke around the kids?" Hmmmm ..... let me think 🤔.... Err yeah 🤬
 
Dave Herbal said:
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
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People with clipboards.
 
Dave Herbal said:
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
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You just be a complete helmet on a night out.
Dave Herbal said:
It’s only an issue in places where you can’t take your drink outside like. It’s no hardship to hold/look after someone’s drink for 5 minutes now is it? Why would you not do your mate a favour?

I’d say the vast majority still pay cash
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It no hardship to neck your pint then go for a tab.
 
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Dave Herbal said:
Because once upon a time, at least 3/4 of the group would be smokers and you’d all do it together. Now most people have stopped, they seem to forget what it used to be like and you’re treated like an inconvenience, when it’s them who’ve changed and not you.
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Even if you quit, you'd still be an inconvenience you marra
 
Dave Herbal said:
Had on. A drink and a smoke have always gone together. It’s not out fault that we have to go outside now. And as stated above, some places don’t let you take your beer out. So what you’re saying is that you want us to sit/stand there clamming for a tab because it’s too much trouble for you to watch the drinks for 5 minutes?
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What I'm saying is the majority of a group all pissing off at the same time while leaving a couple of people to guard seats in a busy pub is a twattish thing to do.
 
Ciro_DiMarzio said:
You just be a complete helmet on a night out.


It no hardship to neck your pint then go for a tab.
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Most of the night, I agree. But if you’re having a dance and nursing pint 12 for about half an hour then you might want to go for a piss/tab combo without having to buy a new one every time.
 
Edinburgh Black Cat said:
What I'm saying is the majority of a group all pissing off at the same time while leaving a couple of people to guard seats in a busy pub is a twattish thing to do.
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Aye that’s different. I’m thinking more when there’s only a couple of you left. I’ve got a mate who says ok then puts your drink down once you’ve gone and it gets swept.
Patch said:
What a load of shite. Filling yourself full of gassy lager and being incapacitated with hiccups is a premature end to the evening. Fingers down the throat and then back to the trough is a proper Viking attitude.
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Or the sign of being a massive hom.
 
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Dave Herbal said:
Most of the night, I agree. But if you’re having a dance and nursing pint 12 for about half an hour then you might want to go for a piss/tab combo without having to buy a new one every time.
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I would put it on the nearest table and of it was gone when you got back I wouldn't care. I'm not babysitting smokers on nights out. Putting up with the smell is enough.
 
Its been mentioned before but...
  1. People who order coffee or really extravagant drinks at the bar that take ages to make
  2. People who got to the bar on their own then who order huge numbers of drinks and cant carry them back when all you want is a pint.
 

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