Drinking habits that annoy you



Because once upon a time, at least 3/4 of the group would be smokers and you’d all do it together. Now most people have stopped, they seem to forget what it used to be like and you’re treated like an inconvenience, when it’s them who’ve changed and not you.

We're away for a smoke, can you watch the drinks/keep the table...

Twats!
 
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?

Wow someone has issues.
 
People that want to move on to another pub every 5 minutes, I'm out for a f***ing drink, not a bastard walk!!..:mad:
This I must be getting old but I like to sit down with a pint and have a bit crack not walk all over from trendy pub to trendy pub drinking overpriced shit drinks
 
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?

You should have said you didn't like spirits.
 
People who turn out after 7:30pm.

People who’s wives drink anything but half a lager and lime .

blokes who wash their hands after a piss .


Real ale drinkers who go for the quirkie name on the pump rather than proper beer like fosters and Nelson Mandela .


people who take more than 15mins to drink a pint .

People who turn out for a night out with a coat on .

People who are on the sniff in the local club/boozer.Its steels club mate not Ushuaia.

People who don’t drink before a certain time ffs
 
People that want to move on to another pub every 5 minutes, I'm out for a f***ing drink, not a bastard walk!!..:mad:
You’d love going out with me
I tend to use my card out of habit but the phone is even quicker.

Is that cause you are on your Tod? People who don’t enter a round are a bit funny if you ask me. If all the circumstance are the same, I can’t understand why people would rather go to the bar each time rather than once every 3 or 4.

Big rounds are bad, need broken down. I have a thing where I like to always be at the front or near the front so if I ever do exit stage left, at least I know I have got my round in.

Fair enough, if it isn’t busy then no harm done.

If I am in the club when home, it is always cash tbf
My most hated thing on the list. Shoulder droppers are worse than nonces.
 
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People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
Most of them are a bit petty like, you must be a right laff on a night out
 
People who turn out after 7:30pm.

People who’s wives drink anything but half a lager and lime .

blokes who wash their hands after a piss .


Real ale drinkers who go for the quirkie name on the pump rather than proper beer like fosters and Nelson Mandela .


people who take more than 15mins to drink a pint .

People who turn out for a night out with a coat on .

People who are on the sniff in the local club/boozer.Its steels club mate not Ushuaia.

People who don’t drink before a certain time ffs
:lol:
 
We're away for a smoke, can you watch the drinks/keep the table...

Twats!
Had on. A drink and a smoke have always gone together. It’s not out fault that we have to go outside now. And as stated above, some places don’t let you take your beer out. So what you’re saying is that you want us to sit/stand there clamming for a tab because it’s too much trouble for you to watch the drinks for 5 minutes?
 
People who are clearly out in a group but huddle round the bar and buy their drinks separately, usually lasses or young lads.
People taking menus to the bar to order food. Can't you remember two meals you daft twat?
People who insist on drinking at the bar when there's clearly not enough room for anyone to get served.
People in a round who insist on getting something clearly significantly more expensive than anyone else's drink.
Can't say I've noticed. ;) :lol:



 
2 things only. people flicking through facebook on their phone, clearly bored stiff

people who want to move pubs. i'm happy to go out, get settled in a pub, get into a rhythm, and stay there till they stop serving. like a proper pub
I literally get an overwhelming urge to move on if I stay too long. It gets worse the longer I’m there. I can’t remember the last time I went out and went to fewer than 2 pubs.
Most of them are a bit petty like, you must be a right laff on a night out
I was bored so I thought of everything I could
 
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