Drinking habits that annoy you



People who are clearly out in a group but huddle round the bar and buy their drinks separately, usually lasses or young lads.
People taking menus to the bar to order food. Can't you remember two meals you daft twat?
People who insist on drinking at the bar when there's clearly not enough room for anyone to get served.
People in a round who insist on getting something clearly significantly more expensive than anyone else's drink.
 
Dave Herbal said:
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
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Not sure if you’ve missed anything as I’m not reading all of that.
 
Pepe said:
Surely the majority of people under 55 use their card or phone these days. If they don’t, then they should be on the list to go.
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Off to the Twighlight Rest Home for over 55s. I say.

I m 61.

.....and wear nike Air Force trainers , skinny jeans and Jack Wills hoodies ( probably naff to you young buggers but hell - I look tremendous)

😎🇬🇧👟👖
 
Pubs which top up punters pints with a half (especially real ale) meaning every subsequent pint is contaminated.

I thought you had to serve each drink from the pump in a clean glass
 
jacko100 said:
must be hard being such a man!

thats easily solved anyway, just get yourself a swifty in between rounds
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Which invariably leads to: 'Oh aye just get your own like!' 'It's not my round and you all have more than half a pint left' 'Wey you should have said' etc etc.
 
The Sinful Dwarf said:
People who are clearly out in a group but huddle round the bar and buy their drinks separately, usually lasses or young lads.
People taking menus to the bar to order food. Can't you remember two meals you daft twat?
People who insist on drinking at the bar when there's clearly not enough room for anyone to get served.
People in a round who insist on getting something clearly significantly more expensive than anyone else's drink.
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Yep and order Fosters from Wetherspoon's when it's their round.
 
Weremuthe said:
Pubs which top up punters pints with a half (especially real ale) meaning every subsequent pint is contaminated.

I thought you had to serve each drink from the pump in a clean glass
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"It is correct, rubbish I know. Why don’t you pour the fresh pint into your used glass. The point is that that the bar person has to put the creamer into the liquid, the glass will still have remnants of you spittle in the glass. There are some quite nasty diseases that are passed through saliva. While we are on the subject, do you drink from a beer bottle? Rats and other rodents love cellars and beer stores. They tend to piss on the crates and bottles, I know that most pubs don’t clean and disinfect the necks of bottles."

I was told by a bar person that they can not serve me my drink in the same glass even though i had asked 4this | Aleš Lombergar
 
Kipper said:
People of 40+ with attitudes to life of 17 year olds
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When I was 17 I ticked loads of Daves list cos I was fuckin hopeless at drinking
Now I’m 48 I’m mint at drinking so fuck you youngun
I’m not being arsey cos I’ve had a drink btw :lol:
Probably the opposite as I’m clamming!!
 
Dave Herbal said:
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
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Dinnit gan out mate, ever. You might expolde.
 
Weremuthe said:
"It is correct, rubbish I know. Why don’t you pour the fresh pint into your used glass. The point is that that the bar person has to put the creamer into the liquid, the glass will still have remnants of you spittle in the glass. There are some quite nasty diseases that are passed through saliva. While we are on the subject, do you drink from a beer bottle? Rats and other rodents love cellars and beer stores. They tend to piss on the crates and bottles, I know that most pubs don’t clean and disinfect the necks of bottles."

I was told by a bar person that they can not serve me my drink in the same glass even though i had asked 4this | Aleš Lombergar
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Middle aged and above blokes can be particularly precious about the most pointless things in pubs.
 

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