More scummy behaviour from a cyclist



Anything less than a custodial sentence for that would be a disgrace.

Anyhoo, where’s all the bike puns? This place is slipping.
I’m not geared up to derailleur thread with a chain of tyred puns.
I hope nobody frames the wrong bloke and saddles someone with a criminal record.
The bloke’s a bell and needs to get a grip. I’m putting a brake on this now...
 
Morse said:
Anything less than a custodial sentence for that would be a disgrace.

Anyhoo, where’s all the bike puns? This place is slipping.
I’m not geared up to derailleur thread with a chain of tyred puns.
I hope nobody frames the wrong bloke and saddles someone with a criminal record.
The bloke’s a bell and needs to get a grip. I’m putting a brake on this now...
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You brake block.
 
cracking bait

2 lads I know, have been knocked off their bikes, in the last few weeks. both hit and run. one lad, with a wife and kids. what sort of a person would knowingly knock someone off their bike and not stop, to check on them? vermin.
 
td586 said:
cracking bait

2 lads I know, have been knocked off their bikes, in the last few weeks. both hit and run. one lad, with a wife and kids. what sort of a person would knowingly knock someone off their bike and not stop, to check on them? vermin.
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I hate cyclists but that’s wrong like. Scum.
 
Morse said:
Anything less than a custodial sentence for that would be a disgrace.

Anyhoo, where’s all the bike puns? This place is slipping.
I’m not geared up to derailleur thread with a chain of tyred puns.
I hope nobody frames the wrong bloke and saddles someone with a criminal record.
The bloke’s a bell and needs to get a grip. I’m putting a brake on this now...
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You spoke too soon
 
Seems a lot worse in London, someone posted a link to a webcam to Abbey Road zebra crossing, only watched it for a few minutes, probably half the cars and cyclists didn't stop when someone was waiting to cross.
A canny few cars bombed on through while people were on it.

Everyone seems to stop for them up here.
 
burro nunn said:
Seems a lot worse in London, someone posted a link to a webcam to Abbey Road zebra crossing, only watched it for a few minutes, probably half the cars and cyclists didn't stop when someone was waiting to cross.
A canny few cars bombed on through while people were on it.

Everyone seems to stop for them up here.
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Probably because almost every one crossing it is a tourist attempting to get "that shot" and not giving a tuppenny fuck about traffic actually having to be there.

This goes on minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day
 
Kevj said:
The father of civil engineering?
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Close. Actually the baggage handler at Glasgow Airport who saw a man on fire driving an on fire car into the airport and instead of running away or getting a hose, he started laying the boot into him. Came up with the immortal line, “Come and do that in Glasgow and we’ll set about ya”

 
Sussex By The Sea said:
Probably because almost every one crossing it is a tourist attempting to get "that shot" and not giving a tuppenny fuck about traffic actually having to be there.

This goes on minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day
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Still breaking the law by ignoring the zebra crossing.
 

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