Please God no! He was duller than Strauss on SkyAnother muppet - should go back to TMS.
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Please God no! He was duller than Strauss on SkyAnother muppet - should go back to TMS.
He has to take some responsibility as captain, not so much for the pitfalls of others but for the general team performance.
Got a bit lairly last night too. Thought the crowd were in largely good spirits yesterday despite the weatherGone from we have the momentum (after Lords) and we will win the next test to we are absolutely dogshit and to drop everyone (and this is after most buzzing last night and yalk of getting a lead of 250 plus).
Like a football crowd in here once again.
We've got no f***ing chance Lyon will just go through our lefties at will with that rough.
Selection has muddled if I'm being generous (or "shite" if I'm not) for a while nowI agree with that, and don't particularly rate him as a captain. But people are blaming him for our batsmen being utter shite. These ODI openers won't suddenly become Test match players with a new captain.
Strictly speaking we're not losing it as the Aussies already hold it.
Anyway - even if we mange to win the next two Tests there'll always be the niggling feeling that the Aussies had taken their feet off the gas, knowing they'd done enough to keep the Ashes.
No amount of papering will cover the cracks of losing the urn marra.
Got a bit lairly last night too. Thought the crowd were in largely good spirits yesterday despite the weather
Just a quick note on Headingley - not sure if it's the same with all grounds - but the alcohol on tap yesterday was a f***ing joke. £5 for a pint watery piss Fosters or foamy shite Tetleys. First Test in years where I've stayed on the soft drinks all day
Selection has muddled if I'm being generous (or "shite" if I'm not) for a while now
Expecting Roy to open against a red ball that does all sorts just because he clubs the white ball around is laughable
you just woken up?Jesus, that's some f***ing collapse that.
Don’t be a f***ing pedant, you know exactly what I mean.
There on SaturdaySeats right behind Jofra’s slinger
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Dinnat take it out on me - it's not my fault England are sh!te.Don’t be a f***ing pedant, you know exactly what I mean.
I'm not getting into that argument againStill better than Guha and Rainford-cünt x1,000,000,000,000.
Dinnat take it out on me - it's not my fault England are sh!te.
I'm not getting into that argument again
There’s no argument to be had. I was right.