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Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

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amended version with verses

Sitting in the Leazes simply seeing same shite every week,
Got to blame Ashley
Rafa is our hero
Think I’ll boycoutt the club

chorus
cos’ the boss on the tyne gan dalian dalian,
the boss on the tyne gan dalian,
cos’ the boss on the tyne gan dalian dalian,
the boss on the tyne gan dalian.

Could a stupid Geordie understand the problem?
Could a stupid Geordie comprehend?
That the fat Spanish waiter was only there for money
He never really could be their friend.

Cos the boss on the tyne gan Dalian Dalian
the boss on the tyne gan Dalian
cos the boss on the tyne gan Dalian Dalian
the boss on the tyne gan Dalian

Tell the truth Rafa
Don’t keep blaming Ashley
Tell the unwashed why you’ve gone
Presently they’ll have a protest and funeral together
Everybody do their thing

Cos the boss on the tyne gan Dalian Dalian
the boss on the tyne gan dalian
Cos the boss on the tyne gan Dalian Dalian
the boss in the tyne gan Dalian
 
Ahhh Rafa man, fuckin hell no,
I guess now it means we all go,
Gonna cost ez a fortune in sheets,
and a million moronic tweets

Ahhh Rafa man, f***ing hell why,
I skipped work so I could cry,
got meself on sky sports news,
That was me waving me shoes.

Ahhh Rafa man, please div'nt leave,
You'll leave a whole nation to grieve,
I thought black and white yer bled
Like Ant and his mate with the wass forehead

Ahhh Rafa man, div'nt gan like
We kna it's the fault of Fat Mike,
The Champions League was getting nearar
We love you as much as Shearer

Ahhh Rafa man, looks like you've quit
I div'nt think I can tak this shit,
Me season tickets garn in the bin,
Unless those lovely Awabs come in.

Ahhh Rafa man, you've left us with nothin,
Except this fuckin black and white coffin,
This is the worst of all shocks,
Now where is that fuckin phone box

Ahhh Rafa man, we were so merry,
Dancin aroond the Strawberry,
And now it's just like a divorce,
I'll tak it out on this fuckin horse
 
Wullhawar said:
Ahhh Rafa man, fuckin hell no,
I guess now it means we all go,
Gonna cost ez a fortune in sheets,
and a million moronic tweets

Ahhh Rafa man, f***ing hell why,
I skipped work so I could cry,
got meself on sky sports news,
That was me waving me shoes.

Ahhh Rafa man, please div'nt leave,
You'll leave a whole nation to grieve,
I thought black and white yer bled
Like Ant and his mate with the wass forehead

Ahhh Rafa man, div'nt gan like
We kna it's the fault of Fat Mike,
The Champions League was getting nearar
We love you as much as Shearer

Ahhh Rafa man, looks like you've quit
I div'nt think I can tak this shit,
Me season tickets garn in the bin,
Unless those lovely Awabs come in.

Ahhh Rafa man, you've left us with nothin,
Except this fuckin black and white coffin,
This is the worst of all shocks,
Now where is that fuckin phone box

Ahhh Rafa man, we were so merry,
Dancin aroond the Strawberry,
And now it's just like a divorce,
I'll tak it out on this fuckin horse
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:lol:
 
Poocastle once had a manager named poopoo benitez,
He tricked the idiots in the leazes,
Football was poo,
Fans stank of it too,
Now he's going to where they wear masks when they have sneezes
 
Wullhawar said:
Ahhh Rafa man, fuckin hell no,
I guess now it means we all go,
Gonna cost ez a fortune in sheets,
and a million moronic tweets

Ahhh Rafa man, f***ing hell why,
I skipped work so I could cry,
got meself on sky sports news,
That was me waving me shoes.

Ahhh Rafa man, please div'nt leave,
You'll leave a whole nation to grieve,
I thought black and white yer bled
Like Ant and his mate with the wass forehead

Ahhh Rafa man, div'nt gan like
We kna it's the fault of Fat Mike,
The Champions League was getting nearar
We love you as much as Shearer

Ahhh Rafa man, looks like you've quit
I div'nt think I can tak this shit,
Me season tickets garn in the bin,
Unless those lovely Awabs come in.

Ahhh Rafa man, you've left us with nothin,
Except this fuckin black and white coffin,
This is the worst of all shocks,
Now where is that fuckin phone box

Ahhh Rafa man, we were so merry,
Dancin aroond the Strawberry,
And now it's just like a divorce,
I'll tak it out on this fuckin horse
Click to expand...
Class :lol::lol:
 
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