Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[GiantHogweed]

Fairwell and adieu to the round Spanish waiter...

Fairwell and adieu, the fat waiter from Spain...

Because we received word that he ships out on Sunday...

Boycoutts and shop shouts for fat Arshley's shame.

 

[Deleted member 39436]

Not a bad shout

Quiet as well.

 

[Billy Batts]

My takeaway joke was worse

Well that's a given man.

 

[Maravilla]

Pragmatic football and mid table football yet he’s revered. Allardyce could have achieved exactly the same as Benitez with the same resources yet he wouldn’t have this level of adulation and sorrow upon departure. It’s absolutely barmy

One of the main reasons they claimed to dislike Pardew so much was because the football was dreadful to watch yet Benitez is hero-worshipped. Hurts your head trying to work out their logic.

 

[the veteran]

In English please?

Do they speak it

 

[Doberman]

There was a fat Spaniard named Rafa
Who was the Newcastle gaffer
But Fat Mike wouldn’t give
The fat little waiter a pay rise
And he’s pissing off to China for loads more money yet somehow this is Mike Ashley’s fault

Boycoutt

brilliant.

 

[MONTYMCPHAIL]

Weez that in the navy hoodie che

Some kite that fucker

 

[stephen cartwright]

How many have gone yet?

#WEGO

or is the rain putting them off?

 

[Northumberland Rocks]

He was only a spannish waiter
Who couldnt make Newcastle greater
Bobby in the cloud is no longer proud
as the fat gets went and gone to China.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Thick as fuck man !

I even googled it to see if it was a phrase that I had never heard before? Nothing came up in the search. They are getting delirious now, just random words making no sense are just blurting out of their mouths? The doctors in white coats are going to be taking a few away tonight I reckon.

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

There was once a Geordie messiah,
Whose wage demands couldn't get higher,
When his wallet had got,
Half as fat as his pot,
He said fuck this and fucked off to China

 

[Amaw]

Cry me a fuckin river you raging fanny.

You are a typical, stereotype bullshitting mag wanker, nothing more to add. I understand you can barely type through those salty tears, it’s fuckin destroying you and your only comfort is a Sunderland forum, but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That’s how angry I am at a waste of space like you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Amaw
I get what you mean about falling into stereotype. I am essentially a guest on this board i don't have to defend everything NUFC.. of course there is going to be bias. I just realised, so thank you for politely pointing it out, i shall refrain from trying to impose my views an everything.


truth is I am just enjoying reading and joining football conversations again, it's been a good while. However i am a guest.


Zig
You seem a genuine good bloke, 99% of the mags on this board act like pricks and are your typical stereotype mags who embarrass the majority of your support on national tv etc.


I think we understand one and other and don't take what we post out of context


Amaw
I think most people in general are decent people, i do get the feeling of some kind of superiority complex with regards to Newcastle fans over Sunderland, I personally don't get it my two ex colleagues/mates were Sunderland. I don't see any difference between a loyal Blythe Spartan, Newcastle or Sunderland fan, or any other club. We all want the same thing, a little bit of success so we can feel happy for a while.



But yeah i will remember to hold back and not be a prick, I am a guest. You don't seem to be what you claimed you were in our first correspondence "aggressive" I have fund you to be quite a pleasant fellow. Anyway, got to go, shifts up.



Amaw
Well my time is up, I think I have achieved what I set out to do and kind of renew my love for the beautiful game. I am not fully there, still think players are overpaid fannies and clubs no longer belong to the fans but I can get over that.

Having chats and debates over football matters has kind of reignited that little spark, added that the littlun is enthusiastic means I should enjoy the games now, So I no longer need to post on here. I will of course still view this board as there are some funny and knowledgeable members on here (you are one of them, If not a little grumpy sometimes )

So Au Revoir Hope I haven't been too much a "typical Mag" So it's one less mag on your board.


I will keep the account open for a day or so incase you want to reply with "fuck off toon toon" or some such other


Zig
All the best mate and it's been good to speak to a mag who doesn't talk shite(well maybe a little!).


It's a good board and I'm sure you can see what I meant about certain mags on here!


There you go,, you Tool
I have left out the messages from you telling me about your personal life.. and why you are so angry. I am not a tool like you and know that Personal messages are personal.

 

[Aituk7]

When Rafa was here it was grand,
And Ashley said all was in hand,
But now he's gave him the chop,
I'm out shouting at shops,
Telling the world they just divvent undahstand.

 

[stephen cartwright]

More, more

 

[Randy Ostrich]

There was a fat twat called Benitez
Who was fond of eating fajitas
Then he ate all of Greggs
Drank the Bigg Market's dregs
Now his waistline is measured in metres

 

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The Zombie Nayshun.

 

[JW1973]

It's hilarious how Benitez literally walked away and they don't know full story but only assumption it's the owners fault. not necessarily the case, third highest paid in league was from reading not committing to a contract offered then suddenly China club interested and maybe others about. Literally can do no wrong blokes a genius passing this buck on

 

[Aituk7]

It's all a bit of a car crash said Ant. Or was it Dec ?

 

[Mark E Smith]

Waddle just suggested Chris Wilder as replacement

 

[Urban Silverback]

Rafa the gaffa has left
And the toon is completely bereft.
Now the bedsheets are out
Even though he won nowt
And hosses are soon to be cleft.