Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[Secret Visage]

I’m fine mate.

Again, who is he?

Along with Wisey, Kinneary, Llambiasy, Bishopy is one of Big Mike's marras.

That's exactly how I imagine it as well.

Only he's naked apart from a pair of ill fitting underpants fashioned from a sports direct carrier bag.

Aka diadora duds.

 

[What A Waster]

Freak

They give the illusion of being a thong, but it's just where the carrier bag handle has ridden up his crack a bit

 

[mr chuckles]

They give the illusion of being a thong, but it's just where the carrier bag handle has ridden up his crack a bit

Freak

 

[Secret Visage]

They give the illusion of being a thong, but it's just where the carrier bag handle has ridden up his crack a bit

Where do you imagine him sticking the oversized sports direct mug?
Asking for a friend.

 

[What A Waster]

Freak

Don't cha wish ur grlfriend was a freak like Mike?

Where do you imagine him sticking the oversized sports direct mug?
Asking for a friend.

On his head.
Due to their size they make an ideal makeshift gonk mask.

 

[mr chuckles]

Don't cha wish ur grlfriend was a freak like Mike?

Put the drink down fatty and log off before you embarrass yasel even further

 

[What A Waster]

Put the drink down fatty and log off before you embarrass yasel even further

Ok.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

@Sima

Why don’t you answer quotes direct to yourself but tag posters then get brave later on in the evening?

 

[rubberfacejnr]

@Sima

Why don’t you answer quotes direct to yourself but tag posters then get brave later on in the evening?

...cos he's had some 'Dutch courage'.

 

[Deleted member 41188]

@Sima

Why don’t you answer quotes direct to yourself but tag posters then get brave later on in the evening?

The Broadband in Benwell is slow earlier when they’re all ordering their just eat Greggs takeaway.

 

[Secret Visage]

@Sima

Why don’t you answer quotes direct to yourself but tag posters then get brave later on in the evening?

Because he's a bit of a bellend?

Just a thought.

 

[Junior Birdman]

He plays more fluent attacking football than the Spanish messiah.

 

[horselover]

Where is Benitez going like?

absolutely nowhere...Will sign a new contract soon imo

 

[Secret Visage]

absolutely nowhere...Will sign a new contract soon imo

Who with though?

 

[Julio]

He is going like. He would of signed weeks ago if he was staying

 

[Sabre Mag]

The Broadband in Benwell is slow earlier when they’re all ordering their just eat Greggs takeaway.

Greggs are on Just Eat now? I have wasted so much energy walking in to buy my pastries!

 

[horselover]

Who with though?

when I said he's going absolutely nowhere I thought that might have been a big clue tbh

 

[John J Rambo]

I was totally against him coming here, when apparently it was a done deal. Wonder where we would have been if he came in? Hard to say really, but hindsight is a wonderful thing. Done a great job at Burnley since.

 

[Mowgli]

I was totally against him coming here, when apparently it was a done deal. Wonder where we would have been if he came in? Hard to say really, but hindsight is a wonderful thing. Done a great job at Burnley since.

All true. I just have a doubt he could be a right man right place kind of bloke with Burnley.

Weve seen numerous like him move and be absolute shit.

 

[0321safc]

If they don’t sign Rondón permanently they will be in big trouble, he was instrumental to them last season.