Snitches at work

Falconhoof said:
Sounds like that slimey twat at our place.
The horrible twat always has a packet of boiled sweets on his work area. When we are on opposite shifts I stick one up my arse, rewrap it and put it back in the packet. Doesn't help in the scheme of things but makes this middle aged grump snigger when snitchie boy is sucking away on his ket!
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MorpethMackem07 said:
We had a snitch at my last job who grassed me up for stealing company funds and using it to buck hookers but as soon as I found out it was him I sparked him out right on the pavement outside the foreman’s office. Didn’t grass me up again but that was probably more due to the fact that I got fired straight after that.

Some nights I dream about the left hook I gave that little shitweasel and I always wake up with a sticky, wet pair of boxers
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This does usually happen around puberty so very believable.
 
PhilSAFC said:
Buy a usb one. Do I have to think of everything
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Download the software instead... good job don't have you thinking on my behalf

MorpethMackem07 said:
We had a snitch at my last job who grassed me up for stealing company funds and using it to buck hookers but as soon as I found out it was him I sparked him out right on the pavement outside the foreman’s office. Didn’t grass me up again but that was probably more due to the fact that I got fired straight after that.

Some nights I dream about the left hook I gave that little shitweasel and I always wake up with a sticky, wet pair of boxers
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Proper little freak you like, get a life man.
 
Got a 40 odd year old weirdo working with us who is always the hard done by one. He's always the one who does all the graft and it's never his fault.

In reality he's a little whinging fanny who hates not being able and to move locations. Always in a foul mood, speaks to colleagues and punters like absolute shite and will not hesitate to complain about you to a manager. One of our second in commands ended up pulling a full shift of tills coz he complained she left him on all day the day before even though he had ASKED to be.

He also moaned about me supposedly always getting weekends off while he gets none. I'd booked three weekends off out of five, literally months in advance, using holidays. Manager told him to do one at that point.

He's despised by literally everyone.
 
When I was a senior member of a company I had one rule I'm promotion. Never promote someone that tells you what is going on as your then cutting a line of information when they not with the lads and then find out f##k all.
 
I used to work with a lad we nicknamed the fly because he was always hoovering around the gaffer's arse.

He got 2 promotions while I was there and sort of got my job after I took redundancy.

He wasn't crap at his job, just very average and highly annoying of course. I couldn't stand the bloke but I also lost respect for 2 blokes I used to like as they swallowed his bullshit hook, line and sinker.
 
Seaham Towny said:
There’s a fella at ours in his 40’s, he’s not the snitch, he’s just found quite an easy way of dealing with it.

Any time he gets wind of someone snitching or about to he begins calling them a narc or deputy or something equally silly in front of everyone management included. They usually think twice then.
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Good idea that shouting summit like Areet green Grass :lol:
 
Fortunately I don’t have to see this person anymore as he works in a different part of the building. Every time I hear his name mentioned, it makes my skin crawl.

Biggest licky arse I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Went for every job going, licked arse but funnily enough didn’t get a promotion once. Kicked off when he didn’t get the jobs.

Tried it on with girls in the office every day, everyone told him that no one wanted him, didn’t stop him.

Got a lot of people into trouble telling tales and been a snake in the grass. Wouldn’t be surprised if he posted on here. Claimed to be the biggest MLF in existence.
 
Bears Beets said:
Fortunately I don’t have to see this person anymore as he works in a different part of the building. Every time I hear his name mentioned, it makes my skin crawl.

Biggest licky arse I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Went for every job going, licked arse but funnily enough didn’t get a promotion once. Kicked off when he didn’t get the jobs.

Tried it on with girls in the office every day, everyone told him that no one wanted him, didn’t stop him.

Got a lot of people into trouble telling tales and been a snake in the grass. Wouldn’t be surprised if he posted on here. Claimed to be the biggest MLF in existence.
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Can’t be me. All the girls at my place want me and even though I’ve had a few interviews they didn’t pick me because I didn’t really want them anyway
 
BigPete said:
I just use a USB instead all the machines we use are Lenovo.

Not allowed to use SCCM to deploy software either, would make it much easier if could.
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We have to deploy everything with SCCM, complete ban on other sources. We do have an offline image in case of proper emergencies (customer site offices that have no access to the LAN etc).

Why can't you use SCCM, it's saves loads of time and hassle?

PhilSAFC said:
Just use the CD-ROMs nerd
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Dear me Phillip.
 

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