Snitches at work

MooBaaOink said:
Some of the newer Lenovo's are absolute pigs when performing SCCM imaging over LAN with the boot settings.
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I just use a USB instead all the machines we use are Lenovo.

Not allowed to use SCCM to deploy software either, would make it much easier if could.
 


Some Random Guy said:
Worked in call centres during my teens and early 20s. For the most part the ones that got team leader jobs were fine, I found acting team leaders and floor walker types to be massive jobsworths and crawlers.
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Oh I forgot about those bastards.... and as I read this, I pictured the worst on of my time at One2One
 
We've got one opposite to that. Goes running to the boss saying what a great job he's doing even tho everyone knows he's a ****. Guess who's been promoted to a managerial position???
 
Iballistic George said:
We've got one opposite to that. Goes running to the boss saying what a great job he's doing even tho everyone knows he's a ****. Guess who's been promoted to a managerial position???
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I joke around with the lads telling them I’d never throw them under the bus and I’d always help them out. But I would definitely steal their thunder
 
Dave Herbal said:
Has anyone ever started or been involved in a work mutiny? You know, get everyone to sign a letter refusing to work with a certain person?
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There was a joint letter to mangement at one job telling them they needed to address one guys hygiene issues.

He stunk quite frankly and he just didnt seem to take hints. Felt bad for him
 
safcforever said:
Does anyone have one of these?

There’s a lad I work with who runs to the boss about everything. Normally it’s to deflect shit from himself as he’s the first to get there and get his version of events out.
Its always trivial crap too just so he can point score (mainly because we don’t tell him anything so he doesn’t know what really goes on)

He’s not great at his job but the boss loves him :evil:
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You been thieving?
 
I once set about ten people up on overtime to find out who grassed me for allegedly doing a job wrong. Gave them all conflicting information about ten different jobs I needed help on to see which one the gaffer pulled me for. I then fought my case and was proved correct - twats.

I often find these people are the ones who were mercilessly bullied at school for being sweaties and are now taking revenge against the world
 
safcforever said:
Does anyone have one of these?

There’s a lad I work with who runs to the boss about everything. Normally it’s to deflect shit from himself as he’s the first to get there and get his version of events out.
Its always trivial crap too just so he can point score (mainly because we don’t tell him anything so he doesn’t know what really goes on)

He’s not great at his job but the boss loves him :evil:
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Feed him incorrect information. The boss will soon get sick of him.
 
There was a twat I worked with in Saudi. Before he was transferred to our department, any concerns he had with our work he wouldn't come to us or area maintenance management; he would email head office in Houston. When he was shifted to our crew he was an utter f***ing creep constantly acting as 'the boss' despite having zero power. One day we got an email asking for help with some machinery on a site. He then forwarded the email to all of us again but cc'd senior management and added 'We need to take care of this ASAP.'

When I replied that it was pointless and unnecessary to do so as a) He knew we already had seen the email and discussed travel arrangements, b) We were all sitting in the same room so why email? and c) Told him to 'get over himself', he submitted a written grievance to HR and management saying he felt bullied, didn't think he could continue to work with me, and asked my manager to take disciplinary action. Lots of red text and huge fonts.

Unfortunately for the Alfie Bass I didn't get sacked, they laughed at him and allowed his contract to end without renewal two months later.
 
ouro said:
There was a twat I worked with in Saudi. Before he was transferred to our department, any concerns he had with our work he wouldn't come to us or area maintenance management; he would email head office in Houston. When he was shifted to our crew he was an utter f***ing creep constantly acting as 'the boss' despite having zero power. One day we got an email asking for help with some machinery on a site. He then forwarded the email to all of us again but cc'd senior management and added 'We need to take care of this ASAP.'

When I replied that it was pointless and unnecessary to do so as a) He knew we already had seen the email and discussed travel arrangements, b) We were all sitting in the same room so why email? and c) Told him to 'get over himself', he submitted a written grievance to HR and management saying he felt bullied, didn't think he could continue to work with me, and asked my manager to take disciplinary action. Lots of red text and huge fonts.

Unfortunately for the Alfie Bass I didn't get sacked, they laughed at him and allowed his contract to end without renewal two months later.
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An absolute ***** trick and favourite of some of my colleagues...
 
safcforever said:
Does anyone have one of these?

There’s a lad I work with who runs to the boss about everything. Normally it’s to deflect shit from himself as he’s the first to get there and get his version of events out.
Its always trivial crap too just so he can point score (mainly because we don’t tell him anything so he doesn’t know what really goes on)

He’s not great at his job but the boss loves him :evil:
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Sounds like that slimey twat at our place.
The horrible twat always has a packet of boiled sweets on his work area. When we are on opposite shifts I stick one up my arse, rewrap it and put it back in the packet. Doesn't help in the scheme of things but makes this middle aged grump snigger when snitchie boy is sucking away on his ket!
 

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