Simon Cowell’s face on the new Barclaycard advert
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Dark Traveller
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Just seen it.... was he wearing eye shadow stuff?
Reptilia
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He’s had something done I think, he can barely move his face.
Football Dinosaur
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That's what happens when your belt is that high up all the time. Catts take note.
look out piano
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Just seen it there, he looks like he's got mortuary makeup on ffs 
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Hull_Mackem
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What a pap advert anyway, surely everyone knows the only way to use a credit card is pay off full balance every month (promotional periods notwithstanding). Don't need a calculator for that
The Hesford Diet
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Obviously done it straight after his Bray Wyatt doll promo.
Sam Handwich
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jackynutmeg
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Snipers dream
timeforheroes1
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just said to our lass yesterday is that him or a lookalike because of the state of his boat race
MackneyHackem
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Not all the time.
Hull_Mackem
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When not then?
MackneyHackem
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When you have 18-29 month to pay it off without incurring any additional charges.
cluffy
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Doesn't need to - so rich he can pay other people to move it for him
bedlington mackem
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I hate the smug twat and all he stands for
Fred Secrets
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Hope he doesn't read this. He'll be distraught.
bedlington mackem
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dont think so...he will just flash me his newly whitened toothy smile
It must have been fillumed before X factor as it’s settled down a bit on there. Still puffy like
Yankee Mackem
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Dear me, he looks like Bruce Willis in Sin City.
Hull_Mackem
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So you missed the bit in my post that said "promotional periods notwithstanding" then. We agree!
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