Hearing the Neighbours



I used to live next door to a bloke who left his dog in the front garden all day every day. Barking non stop all the time.

In the end it got too much for me and I snapped. I marched straight round to his garden, grabbed the dog and put it in my front garden.

I said to the wife "Let's see how he likes it."
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We've had a couple of selfish tw*ts. One at the last place played telly & music git loud. He would go out all day and leave the feckn music on. He was quiet for a whole week once - the week we had the recording gear in.

The one at our current place claims he's got mental health issues so he doesn't have to work. I heard him telling his daft mates now to get evidence. He's had people across the road, on the other side from us, shouting to turn the shit music down. His response? "F*ck off ya c*nts". His record is an ambulance, an ambulance car, and four, yes FOUR police cars outside at the same time. He occasionally claims one of his mates has tried to stab him and has a small self-inflicted cut somewhere. He drinks all day in decent weather then calls ambulances and the police when he's pissed.
I know mental health is a serious issue but shits like him are wasting resources. He's had the crisis intervention team walk out on him.
 
One side is a mag who likes punk. Never hear or see him. The other side is an older couple who listen to a shit French Des o Connor. The bloke will be in his fifties I reckon. Seen him have one job and that lasted a week, lazy ****.
 
I’m in a mid terrace and it’s fine.

Middle aged couple on one side and I’ve never heard a peep out of them.

Then a young-ish family (one son in his early teens) started renting next door. Very rarely hear anything except the kid playing video games as his bedroom is the one adjoining mine. They have a little dog as well but it rarely barks unless it’s in the garden and another dog walks down the cut behind our gardens.

Little freak appears to be into dragons and shit based on what you can see on his windowsill from the front of the house. Needs to cut that out sharpish imo.
 
I’m in a mid terrace and it’s fine.

Middle aged couple on one side and I’ve never heard a peep out of them.

Then a young-ish family (one son in his early teens) started renting next door. Very rarely hear anything except the kid playing video games as his bedroom is the one adjoining mine. They have a little dog as well but it rarely barks unless it’s in the garden and another dog walks down the cut behind our gardens.

Little freak appears to be into dragons and shit based on what you can see on his windowsill from the front of the house. Needs to cut that out sharpish imo.
The dog?
 
Nigerian family. Don’t see or hear much of them. He thinks he’s Dizzy Rascal, she seems canny, always have a bit chat. The son is chubby and miserable. I think their mission is to devalue my house by doing silly shit to theirs constantly.
 
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I haven’t had the opportunity to ask; did the insulation help?

This was at 8:48 in the morning. The Burmese are the most inconsiderate people I've ever come across.
 
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In the house I'm in now, nothing. Unless they are getting some work done.

In the old house, f***ing everything.

I got up one Saturday morning, went downstairs, made a cuppa and sat on the couch.

I heard a door burst off it's hinges next door and the fat bint scream 'who's number is this on your phone'

him: One of the lads man.

her: I'll ring it then.

Turns out the number was for the lass who he had been having an affair with for a couple of years.

Entertaining stuff. He'd been on holiday with the other lass and all sorts.

Better than Saturday morning telly.
 

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