Anyone own a farm?

[Forrest Gump]

Get her a copy of animal farm ! Not the one you read at school.

 

[mickeymoor]

Tweddle farm near Blackhall let you feed the animals think the one at Bill Quay closed

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Just take her to your local police station.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Just take her to your local police station.

Show her round your funny farm NOM.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Show her round your funny farm NOM.

don't think the wandererer would allow it

 

[Deleted member 6694]

What’s ‘feed the piglets’ a euphemism for?

 

[Kent_Mackem]

Think you can do that at Ouseburn Farm under Byker Bridge.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Lucky pig.

Think you can do that at Ouseburn Farm under Byker Bridge.

Ant and Dec?

 

[the dark one]

or more specifically a farm that has pigs, or know someone who does?

No, before anyone says it, I’m not after eating them!

...I’m actually wanting a favour, to allow the wife to feed the piglets! It’s apparently high up on her ‘to do’ list and won’t half get me some brownie points!

Ferk me.ive heard it all now. Sick of feeding the pig so she wants to feed the piglets. She was feeding me chocolate biscuits the other day mind.

 

[Manuel]

@Manuel has half a farm although it's the arable half. However, I believe he's on speaking terms with his brother and might be able to sort something out.

No pigs though, I can organise lamb feeding if that helps? All the pigs I have any dealings with are massively aware of bio security and not keen on letting folk in. They are also very rarely need bottle feeding.

 

[Gideon Gungeon]

took the nephew to light water valley when he was a teenager and we watched a pig eating shit from another pig's arsehole mate.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Walked an Alpaca today. Now these are class animals.

Always look like they’re taking the piss out of you though.

 

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