Spennymackem1981
Winger
that's shes fat and needs to loose some weightand that she has let herself go...
asking for a friend.
asking for a friend.
how does one tell their mrs
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DoctorMick
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Write a letter and post it from a long long way away?
safcsteve71
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just put a padlock on the fridge
Old Prestonian
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Book her in to get a gastric band fitted.
Latka Gravas
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He needs to learn how to spell before he even attempts that.
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Deleted member 559
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Show her the Liz Hurley thread, and tell her to buck her ideas up.
nyron4england
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lost cause. trade her in and get a younger model.
dangermows
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Cut her some slack
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Deleted member 37549
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pot, kettle, black?
tooliohelmet
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suggest a joint gym membership to get you both "back in shape"
super noodles
Winger
Is her weight too tight?
Gibraltar Mackem
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Send her a link to this thread.
Alcoholic_Author
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Say you should both diet for health reasons.
Abu Dhabi Red and White
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Tell her that you have to go on top from now onwards as you are not as strong as you used to be.
Napoleon Dynamite
Striker
Make retching noises when you see her with nowt on
heroesof73
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he certainly aint stable either
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Your friend could initiate a conversation about an article he's read suggesting how difficult it is for some people,who are presently carrying too much weight, to avoid difficulties with their health and mobility in their later years, how miserable life can become for them,and how it's much more difficult,even if you're in good shape, to stay better and fitter the older you get. There is no time like the present to make the changes!
Alternatively,you could just tell your missus she doesn't look like the woman she was and she needs to sort herself out pdq, as she has become a fat munter!
Harry Angstrom
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Pick a fight then leave.
Spennymackem1981
Winger
ive tld him to start calling her SHAMOO
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