Childish Adults

[Cox Green Fc]

One lad at work way into his 20’s has monster models on his desk.
Ffs he is weird like but how can people treat him seriously like.

Obviously a Virgin who never gets off his Xbox

 

[Jukebox]

When I am mucking the horses out, I often reverse out of the stable with the full wheelbarrow, making the 'meep-meep-meep' noise that big wagons make. I have been caught doing this a few times, fortunately the men in white coats haven't been to pick me up yet.

 

[Pants]

Immaturity is in the japseye of the beholder.

Tee hee!

 

[Pink Panther]

When looking around the shops got boring I used to pretend to be Mr Bean, just to let the Mrs know it was time to stop for a pint.

 

[safcrob]

The massive spider in the cup trick, funny if they hate spiders.

 

[becs]

That link amused me. Love it when my bairns tell me off for being childish.

My son screamed a few weeks ago as I stood on the landing in the dark when he went to the toilet, then roared at him when he came out the bathroom

He messaged earlier and asked if me and my Mam were ok, so we sent him a picture of us with a bunny ear filter on.

 

[yorkyexile]

Obviously a Virgin who never gets off his Xbox

never mind Swindon though, what about his marra at work

 

[a1970man]

If my daughter is in the back seat , I drive past bus stops very slowly
with just her window open , blasting dance music,
with her window button disabled.

With her being a teenager, this mortifies her.

SWALLA by Jason Derulo is my fave

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.

33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old

I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.

At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.

Anyone else do/say/act immature?

I'm 50 years old and I still skateboard.

End. Of. f***ing. Thread.

 

[peil]

I was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.

33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old

I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.

At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.

Anyone else do/say/act immature?

Pic 33 on that list, I'm sure that's just off the M74 at Abingdon

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[Charmless Man]

Ah just thought of one.

I’ll sit next to my lass on the sofa and just whisper ‘Crisssppsssssss’ into her ear until she goes and gets me some crisps.

 

[Deleted member 26533]

Stand outside the bathroom whilst she's using it and hold the door handle so she thinks she locked in. Listen to her panic and then pretend I'm saving her.

I switch the light off when my lass is in the bath sometimes and just walk away. Pisses her right off, especially if she's reading in there

 

[Dave Herbal]

That link amused me. Love it when my bairns tell me off for being childish.

My son screamed a few weeks ago as I stood on the landing in the dark when he went to the toilet, then roared at him when he came out the bathroom

He messaged earlier and asked if me and my Mam were ok, so we sent him a picture of us with a bunny ear filter on.

We do the scaring people coming out the bathroom thing at work.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Ah just thought of one.

I’ll sit next to my lass on the sofa and just whisper ‘Crisssppsssssss’ into her ear until she goes and gets me some crisps.

I do that when I'm hung over, I lie in bed going juuuuuuuuice repeatedly and don't stop until she brings me two pints (one for downing, one for sipping).

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Ah just thought of one.

I’ll sit next to my lass on the sofa and just whisper ‘Crisssppsssssss’ into her ear until she goes and gets me some crisps.

I tried that with my wife by whispering "beeeer", but she just responded with: "Yeah, that sounds good, get me one too"

 

[Some Random Guy]

Oh yeah, IT at our place has a sign on the door that says something like "do not knock on the door without an appointment". I knock on the door and leg it every time I walk past.

 

[Dark Traveller]

I do pump action shotgun noises before I switch channels with the tv remote....

It’s the little things in life

 

[Iballistic George]

Stand outside the bathroom whilst she's using it and hold the door handle so she thinks she locked in. Listen to her panic and then pretend I'm saving her.

Must be really nice listening to your Mrs having a shit

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Obviously a Virgin who never gets off his Xbox

Was going to post something about his sexual demeanour but you did it for me.
He is one weird behaving lad like.

 

[bigmarlon]

Whenever I'm at a family BBQ or party you'll often find me either in the garden playing footy with the bairns or on the bouncy castle getting the shit kicked out of me.

Love bairns me. Adults are f***ing boring bastards.