Classic Lines From Movies/Fillums

[The Lonious Monk]

There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

My friends and I still use that line

“Well then, I guess you’re really up shit creek?”

This could go on all night!

Going to have to watch that movie tonight. One of my favorites.

 

[yorkyexile]

“Well then, I guess you’re really up shit creek?”

This could go on all night!

Are you men the police?
No mam we`re musicians

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Vader: If only you knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: [shocked] No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: Search your feelings; you know it to be true!

You could have put up a spoiler alert, FFS!

 

[Latka Gravas]

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive

 

[yorkyexile]

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive

Chump dont want no help, chump dont get da help
Jive ass dude don`t got no brains anyhow

 

[praha12]

We're gonna need a bigger boat..

On telly now.
Absolute classic...

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

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[yorkyexile]

Its twue!! it`s twue!!!

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Chump dont want no help, chump dont get da help
Jive ass dude don`t got no brains anyhow

Nervous?
Yes. Very.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.

 

[x ALiEN 8]

This one always gets me

Neil Page: Del, what are you still doing here? why aren't you going home?
Del Griffith: I... I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for eight years.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

You know how to whistle, don't you Steve?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Who wants a mustache ride?

 

[oldmanofthemountain]

We've come on holiday by mistake.

Of course he’s the f***ing farmer!

 

[Leonard osbourne]

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse

 

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[Chocolate Fireguard]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

and I don't want to spoil it if you don't know it, just watch the scene. William Goldman, one of the greatest ever screenwriters:

 

[Rick O Shea]

Broadsword calling Danny Boy......

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I do that at home when I want sex. My wife absolutely hates it.

 

[Football Dinosaur]

“I’d buy that for a dollar”

Bitches leave