memory foam mattress

If you prefer a firm mattress stay away from all of the above!

Go for one with pocket springs and some foam on top. Not all foam, or you’ll regret it.

Top tip, go to ikea and get their top of the range mattress. They have one on display, blows socks off all of these mattress in a box things.

Don’t piss on one though, impossible to dry out.

Well very difficult anyway, swamped one with a quart of piss recently and the bang is still there.
 


Memory foam ruin people's backs, you sink into them and don't move meaning your back is in the same position for far too long, the only time you'll move is when you wake up because of the f***ing heat.

My doctor told me it was amazing how many of her patients developed problems after getting one, she told me this whilst I was there getting my back looked at after letting my wife spend a grand on one ☹️
 
Memory foam ruin people's backs, you sink into them and don't move meaning your back is in the same position for far too long, the only time you'll move is when you wake up because of the f***ing heat.

My doctor told me it was amazing how many of her patients developed problems after getting one, she told me this whilst I was there getting my back looked at after my wife told me we were going to spend a grand on one ☹️
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We got an Otty in the new year and it’s been spot on so far. We also got the two free Otty pillows and they were the biggest surprise cause I never expected a pillow with right angled edges to be comfortable.
They're surprisingly good. I really really like them.

Memory foam ruin people's backs, you sink into them and don't move meaning your back is in the same position for far too long, the only time you'll move is when you wake up because of the f***ing heat.

My doctor told me it was amazing how many of her patients developed problems after getting one, she told me this whilst I was there getting my back looked at after letting my wife spend a grand on one ☹️
Shit ones, maybe.

Although, if you have back problems, there's better options.
 
Memory foam ruin people's backs, you sink into them and don't move meaning your back is in the same position for far too long, the only time you'll move is when you wake up because of the f***ing heat.

My doctor told me it was amazing how many of her patients developed problems after getting one, she told me this whilst I was there getting my back looked at after letting my wife spend a grand on one ☹️

Mine is like concrete, you lie on top of it rather than sink into it. Cant stand normal sprung matresses now as far too soft.
 

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