Annoying things on trains

People standing in front of the door, blocking it, but not pressing the button even once in the station cos they seem to think that's someone else's job.

Just happened to me at the airport - I had to climb over their luggage to get to the button.

Women.. usually on the phone..
 


Anybody been on the older train where you have to lower the window to open the door and had some silly student wicker loving div stand their and refuse to open it as they dont know how to?
 
The wanker who comes and sits next to you in an empty carriage.

Giant backpack wankers unaware of their surroundings.

Wankers that confront you for sitting in their seat before properly checking the seat number and their ticket, only for them to be in wrong train or can't read their own ticket

^^This backpack wankers need cockcroaching
 
Cannot believe no one has mentioned how you have to learn how each f***ing toilet flushes, if it flushes. Long press, short press, press it as quick as you can.
 
On the packed train to Kings Cross and the big fat obese bloke who sits across two seats and one of them is the one you booked.
 
Paying an eye wateringly huge price for a ticket only to find the train crowded with plebs, all of them doing sweet FA to facilitate arse / comfy seat congress.
 
People sitting in the aisle seat when the window seat is empty (similar to people putting bags on seats, I guess).

I always do this, but at 6”7 I struggle with the window seat. Ask if you can sit next to me and I’ll gladly get up for you!
 

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