Annoying things on trains



has anyone said when you get the full English but they don't give you any toast to dip in your egg. That. Also plebs who walk into first class so they're near the front of the train when they arrive in kings cross
 
Arkle said:
Parents allowing their kids Hildreth, Ederson, Vagina and Paganpony to run about willy nilly because they've "got lots of energy and can't possibly sit still for 3 hours".
Said parents then blaming an innocent passenger when young Paganpony runs headlong into them and starts crying.
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Same bastard kids who keep running near to the automatic doors between carriages causing them to whoosh open and me to flick my sneaky tab out the window in case its a guard.

Little shits!
 
Wansbeck Viking said:
Offshore riggers from ‘the boro’ with their steroid bloated bodies, with fake tan pissed after one can on the phone to ‘our kid’ to sort him out some sniff when he gets home.
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Had one of these specimens on the train the other week sitting in front of me, phone glued to his ear, drinking Stella at 10 am, sunglasses on.. telling his brother how pissed he was the night before and had 'fell over'

He got up to get off at Darlington turned around and had a huge black eye..
 
Metro :

The smell
The charvers

Normal train :

Trainspotting-esque toilets
Full ticket inspections at York
The bins are too small
The beer is never cold
 
People starting to eat their bait before the train start to move. Happens a lot on the 19:18 KX to Sunderland.

Asian tourists with their massive suitcases getting at the wrong end of the platform. Happens a lot on the 06:42 Sunderland to KX.
 
jubblies said:
Metro :

The smell
The charvers

Normal train :

Trainspotting-esque toilets
Full ticket inspections at York
The bins are too small
The beer is never cold
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First time I used the Metro was at Newcastle Central Station when I came home after living in London for 23 years.

The smell of stale piss as I stood on the platform almost made me gag. :(
 
bmp1970 said:
Had one of these specimens on the train the other week sitting in front of me, phone glued to his ear, drinking Stella at 10 am, sunglasses on.. telling his brother how pissed he was the night before and had 'fell over'

He got up to get off at Darlington turned around and had a huge black eye..
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Every phonecall they ‘nearly’ knocked someone out or was ‘gonna’ smash someone’s face in.

They always seem to have a 17 year old girlfriend called ‘our Nikita’ or ‘our Chantelle’
 

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