Useful alexa things amazon dot

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Eeeee well

It’s time for bed

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Fuck off you massive creep

 

[redandwhiterob]

Unlike you to miss the reference

You’re normally one of the sharp ones

It's later and ice been in early shift

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Hold me back.

HOLD. ME. BACK!!!!!!!!!!

I cant I just don't have the power captain.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

It's later and ice been in early shift

Alexa? Little help?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Alexa? Little help?

If you have started an argument and want to wriggle out of it tag dangermows

I blame @girojim

Something not quite right with that one marra hope he's ok. He has the makings of a funny hilarious guy but he's really pissed off lol.

 

[spitfire]

Alexa how much is the bus fare from Peterlee to Sunderland and a Gregg's cheese pasty?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Alexa how much is the bus fare from Peterlee to Sunderland and a Gregg's cheese pasty?

Alexia: If you have a tenner you will get change, a fiver will get you half way there.

 

[muggboots]

Fuck off you little creep

Fuck off you massive creep

 

[Deleted member 40035]

he nailed 2 creeps in one swift post there all credit to him

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Appears to be a talking transistor radio.

Son-in-law's got one. "Alexa play another crap piece of music in low-fi."

Tosser.

I bluetooth mine via an arcam mini-blink (built in DAC) to my Arcam alpha 8 amp, Rega RX3 speakers. Sounds canny

 

[The Lonious Monk]

They're class. I wadnt dare touch our light switches now or my phone, that's very 2018. Just ask the speaker to sort it out.

Great having speakers around the house you can transfer it to, I can listen to the National in the living room then go see @chunkylover53 in the bedroom and transfer it over there.

Go fuck yourself you stupid yank twat

I know you're just angry because your mom, sorry mam, is the SMB's crotch cricket

It's fantastic. A bunch of grown men who've never met each other calling each other names. What's not to like?

Fuckin A!

I just said I was surprised, not that I didn't like it.

 

[muggboots]

I know you're just angry because your mom, sorry mam, is the SMB's crotch cricket

She's certainly an expert with googlies.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

She's certainly an expert with googlies.

 

[girojim]

Wew

 

[Fred Secrets]

he nailed 2 creeps in one swift post there all credit to him

Excuse me??

 

[dangermows]

Is the report button being pounded here?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Is the report button being pounded here?

like Jim's ma

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Excuse me??

If you want respect on here change your avatar now

like Jim's ma

Don't marra - he actually takes offence and rightly so.

 

[Fred Secrets]

If you want respect on here change your avatar now

Excuse me?