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One day it won't be quite so robotic imo

Me: Alexa, turn my Philips Hue lights in the lounge to 'Arizonan Sunset'

Alexa: Do what?

Me: Turn the lounge lights down

Alexa: Fuck off
 


Alexia does niceonemarra talk a load of bollocks?
Alexia: It has been stated 1342 times on RTG that he does so yes.
 
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We need to do some gigs lad

Since I've moved to an area where I used to to gigs once or twice a week without fail I've been to less gigs than I have done in years. :lol:

Looking to sort that out this year and get back to what I loved, particularly tiny gigs where you have heard a name and not much else. I'll let you know if I'm at any you are and I'll get my round in.

One day it won't be quite so robotic imo

Me: Alexa, turn my Philips Hue lights in the lounge to 'Arizonan Sunset'

Alexa: Do what?

Me: Turn the lounge lights down

Alexa: Fuck off

You can change device name to whatever you want. Mine are just called lights, so turn the lights off works fine.

Can have anything you want. Well within reason as the hewwer has got no chance with accents. :)
 
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Since I've moved to an area where I used to to gigs once or twice a week without fail I've been to less gigs than I have done in years. :lol:

Looking to sort that out this year and get back to what I loved, particularly tiny gigs where you have heard a name and not much else. I'll let you know if I'm at any you are and I'll get my round in.



You can change device name to whatever you want. Mine are just called lights, so turn the lights off works fine.

Can have anything you want. Well within reason as the hewwer has got no chance with accents. :)
Poor form

I’m old and I still do loads
 
Announcing your arrival and in third person too, dear me. Ask Alexa to sort your patter out.
Alexa. Does dangermows try too hard to be cool?

She said yes. He reads the London evening standard website so he can try to be avant garde

Alexia does niceonemarra talk a load of bollocks?
Alexia: It has been stated 1342 times on RTG that he does so yes.
Alexa Can I have another glue bag pls
 

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