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Striker
Growing up is a fictional concept invented by boring fuckers whose lasses stopped them playing out when they met them.
Keep up with me then. If I go on a date with a lass, they get the exact same pub crawl I’d do with my mates. No point having a lass if she’s going to cripple your nights out with her snail like drinking.
Another extract from the new book, Herbal:The thoughts of a buffoon through the decades, available at all good bookshops soon