This D&V bug

Anyone else got it I'm friggin I'll with it. Puking and shitting my life away today. It's absolutely horrendous and the only thing it comes close to is when I got dysentery back in 99.
 


Food poisoning from eating shellfish was the worst I've ever had. Feared for my life. I've never eaten shellfish in the 20 years since.
 
Campylobacter poisoning from some out of date black Pudding was the worst.

Shitting stinging bisto ten times a day for a fortnight. Lost 2 and a half stone. Collapsed from weakness after attempting a 30yd walk to the corner shop for a paper.
 
Campylobacter poisoning from some out of date black Pudding was the worst.

Shitting stinging bisto ten times a day for a fortnight. Lost 2 and a half stone. Collapsed from weakness after attempting a 30yd walk to the corner shop for a paper.
it hospislised me for 8 days...ended up just shittin blood as me stomach wall was knarled to bits.
 
Campylobacter poisoning from some out of date black Pudding was the worst.

Shitting stinging bisto ten times a day for a fortnight. Lost 2 and a half stone. Collapsed from weakness after attempting a 30yd walk to the corner shop for a paper.

Had that a few years ago, undercooked chicken I believe, absolutely awful.
 
Aye but you had to deal with her moaning for a week.

I bet you were git sympathetic anarl. :lol:
I was just finished 12 weeks of no solids after surgery and finally ditched all my meds. I just fucked off and left her to it. One and only time I’ve joined in the group activities round the pool :lol: Made friends from all over the world at that pool bar.

Shocking that we aren’t still together really.
 
I was just finished 12 weeks of no solids after surgery. I just fucked off and left her to it. One and only time I’ve joined in the group activities round the pool :lol: Made friends from all over the world at that pool bar.

Shocking that we aren’t still together really.
:lol::lol::lol:
 
Campylobacter poisoning from some out of date black Pudding was the worst.

Shitting stinging bisto ten times a day for a fortnight. Lost 2 and a half stone. Collapsed from weakness after attempting a 30yd walk to the corner shop for a paper.
Had this earlier in in the year. Dodgy chicken burger in the local. Horrible few weeks, especially when owa lass went into labour. Never forget it
 

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