The Apprentice 2018



I was those other 2 bitches would have been sent packing.

Must have kept them in for ratings cause they're f***ing useless.
Khadija is Ricky Gervais in a wig without the winning personality

Camilla has the business sense of a bag of sand. Her part in designing the bairn's shoes then Jet Pop should have had her sacked already
 
If you place a large non-existent order, we'll fill your stores with non-existent sales people. Tell you what... **conspiratorial glance, holds out hand as though clutching a large sack** ...if you place a big fake order, I'll give you a big fat fake bribe.

RIGHT, EVERYBODY STOP SAYING "NUT MILK" RIGHT NOW!
 
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How the fresh hell Camilla survived is beyond me. She is terrible at branding.

So far she's tried her hand at toddler shoes for grown women, an airway for strippers and chocolates for prozzies.

Shug must be gagging for a goz of her Nut Milk because she's absolutely shocking
 
How the fresh hell Camilla survived is beyond me. She is terrible at branding.

So far she's tried her hand at toddler shoes for grown women, an airway for strippers and chocolates for prozzies.

Shug must be gagging for a goz of her Nut Milk because she's absolutely shocking
She's f***ing shite and that's 2 weeks running the wrong 3 people have been fired.
 
Bit disappoiting that... as long as anyone except Daniel, Khadija, Sabrina, Selina, Sian, Tinkywinky, Garth, Maureen Cuthbert, Dibble or Pugh wins, I'm not totally bothered...
 
The Boro bewer looks rough there without any slap on. Mind you, she doesn't look too clever when plastered with make up.

To be fair without the slap on most women look average, the day look and night look on holiday for example.
Nothing wrong with average mind it’s just rare to see them without the slap on.
 

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