Women with too much perfume

[ravydavygravy]

Does this wind anyone else up?

Twice recently an evening has been tainted by random women with too much perfume on in my vicinity. So bad you can literally taste it from a few yards away.

f***ing horrible like.

 

[yorkyexile]

Does this wind anyone else up?

Twice recently an evening has been tainted by random women with too much perfume on in my vicinity. So bad you can literally taste it from a few yards away.

f***ing horrible like.

covers the smell of stale jizz in the fat flaps

 

[ravydavygravy]

covers the smell of stale jizz in the fat flaps

Normally fatties tbf

 

[lenshack]

Only problem I had was the Mrs had a nose like a bloodhound.

She could always sniff it when I got yem.

 

[yorkyexile]

Only problem I had was the Mrs had a nose like a bloodhound.

She could always sniff it when I got yem.

what the stale jizz?

 

[tunstall birdman]

It's not good if their muff smells and tastes like a bowl of Potpourri like.

 

[Ready salted]

Women always smell lovely.
Our fragments are rubbish.

 

[becs]

Hate it with all the counters at the front of Boots and women spraying it arl ower the place. Feel like I need a gas mask.

At least it doesn't seep outside mind like that bloody Lush shop. I get a headache just walking past there.

 

[lenshack]

what the stale jizz?

Nah, the lass I was gannin out with said she was using summat called Lulu.

It smelt like the inside of a prossies handbag and stunk the house out.

 

[Le Chuck]

covers the smell of stale jizz in the fat flaps

Normally its to cover the smell of tobacco i find.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Love it me like, the whore houses in ze Varterland had an amazing aroma.

 

[peil]

Normally its to cover the smell of tobacco i find.

Worked with a lass years ago, and when she went out for a fag she'd come back in and spray perfume all over.
Vile, smelt like a floral ashtray

 

[LiverBird]

It's not good if their muff smells and tastes like a bowl of Potpourri like.

Cleaning their regions can actually make it smell worse down there. The vag should be left alone rather than have all these femfresh style products used as they are just money making schemes with little or no impact.

 

[Hodgie1979]

Normally its to cover the smell of tobacco i find.

Nothing covers fags .. stinks

 

[Le Chuck]

Nothing covers fags .. stinks

Yeah, you do end up with that curious fag/perfume combo stench. But it is an attempt to mask it.

 

[lenshack]

Cleaning their regions can actually make it smell worse down there. The vag should be left alone rather than have all these femfresh style products used as they are just money making schemes with little or no impact.

Smelly fannies I’m used to, but stinky breath from some forty a day slapper is a definite no no.

 

[Sidewinder2]

Does this wind anyone else up?

Twice recently an evening has been tainted by random women with too much perfume on in my vicinity. So bad you can literally taste it from a few yards away.

f***ing horrible like.

Does my head in. Gives me a.headache, like when you used to walk into Binns

 

[Fred Secrets]

Imagine being with a lass who smokes.

 

[Sidewinder2]

Imagine being with a lass who smokes.

Imagine anybody smoking these days

 

[Tex]

Imagine anybody smoking these days

This.
How gargantually thick as shit do you have to be to take up smoking?

One of our neighbours has started dipping. We were all round another neighbour’s gaff the other day, just sitting on the patio drinking a beer and he keeps gossing this disgusting brown goss into an empty beer bottle. His missus is a doctor anarl. He started doing it round ours a few weeks ago and I just told our lass either you have a quiet word with him or I’ll have to tell him to leave. Imagine doing that in front of the bairn. f***ing rancid habit.