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Didn’t take longI like your nail polish. It suits you
That’s the shop assistant ya bastard
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Didn’t take longI like your nail polish. It suits you
Didn’t take long
That’s the shop assistant ya bastard
Thanks mate
It's a very nice ring mate. I'm sure she will be thrilled
f***ing hell, very cosmopolitan down your way isn't it? Did he give you much discount?Logon or register to see this image
What do you mean mate?f***ing hell, very cosmopolitan down your way isn't it? Did he give you much discount?
A restaurant? Shite that. Tacky. At least so it somewhere you can come back to assuming you don't get divorced.Was gonna do it in the restaurant, should I not bother? They’ve picked a secluded area for us as I’ve told them I’m proposing.
She’ll be getting fuck all after this
Love the fact you think you're a leftie. Playing the system like a fiddleYou're better off married for tax and inheritance and all sorts of reasons though - that's if you want to obviously
Can you not go back to the restaurant?A restaurant? Shite that. Tacky. At least so it somewhere you can come back to assuming you don't get divorced.
Not if it closes mate no. I'd have thought that was obviousCan you not go back to the restaurant?
that’s a relief. On the wrong finger for a start. How f***ing rich are you like. Looks like princess Kate’s ring ffsDidn’t take long
That’s the shop assistant ya bastard
Have you got a scale ? For example an upskirt shot for a light bulbWhich is precisely why I was clever enough to invent my sex for jobs scheme.
I guess so. It’sNot if it closes mate no. I'd have thought that was obvious
fair enoughNot if it closes mate no. I'd have thought that was obvious
Happy anniversary darling. I booked us a table at the hairdressers in CanterburyI guess so. It’s
fair enough
that’s a relief. On the wrong finger for a start. How f***ing rich are you like. Looks like princess Kate’s ring ffs
Its a nice restaurant, Michael Cain’s at the Abode. I see what you’re saying though.Happy anniversary darling. I booked us a table at the hairdressers in Canterbury
It's very daily mail/love island/lack of thoughtIts a nice restaurant, Michael Cain’s at the Abode. I see what you’re saying though.
But I think she’d like it, even considering that.It's very daily mail/love island/lack of thought
If she and you like it fair enough. Can think of a dozen better places in Kent mind over a generic hotel/restoBut I think she’d like it, even considering that.
Where would you say in Canterbury? I’ve got the hotel booked and she loves it there. We’re not big sightseers tbh though and typically potter about the shops, stop in a pub for a drink, etc. So there’s not really anywhere that’s particularly special apart from the place itself (Canterbury).If she and you like it fair enough. Can think of a dozen better places in Kent mind over a generic hotel/resto
The bloke modelling the ring, did he give you much discount?What do you mean mate?