Strange things you've seen people do in public...

About 18 months ago I was out for a run and went through a wooded area, though one not that far from town. Cold Sunday and it was pretty deserted, all except for a respectable middle aged woman in a clearing walking a dog. Or more accurately at that moment: squatting down having a tod as she held onto her dog.

Thought I was seeing things.
 


About 18 months ago I was out for a run and went through a wooded area, though one not that far from town. Cold Sunday and it was pretty deserted, all except for a respectable middle aged woman in a clearing walking a dog. Or more accurately at that moment: squatting down having a tod as she held onto her dog.

Thought I was seeing things.
I bet loads of people shit outdoors. A lad I ride with got caught short in a village called Shoreham. Ripped the local notices off the church noticeboard to wipe his arse
 
Often went out in Whitley bay with a mate, we were staggering back from Howden metro when he pulled down his strides n done a massive shit on the main road.

I had to walk past it to head home in the morning n cars had smeared it allover the shop, was a grim sight.
 
Classic offence is the best defence manoeuvre.

I’d have stood up and shouted thief.
I'd have gone full on Sutherland...

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Not me but a colleague sneezed and a massive greenie flew out and landed on this old posh French ladies arm. She noticed about 5 mins later, assumed it was hers and did a quick shuftie before sucking it off her sleeve.
Aw f***ing hell. :lol:

About 18 months ago I was out for a run and went through a wooded area, though one not that far from town. Cold Sunday and it was pretty deserted, all except for a respectable middle aged woman in a clearing walking a dog. Or more accurately at that moment: squatting down having a tod as she held onto her dog.

Thought I was seeing things.
Did the dog bag it for her?
 
I was walking through town yesterday, when this bloke in front of me took off his hat, blew his nose into it, flicked off the snot, then put it back on his head :eek:

I'll admit, I've never seen anyone do that before, and doubt I ever will.
Man punching a police horse ... the victim being H.P..C Bud
 
Arriving early morning in New Delhi. In taxi en route to hotel and passed a bloke in one of the ornamental fountains all lathered up having his daily shower.

Arriving early morning in New Delhi. In taxi en route to hotel and passed a bloke in one of the ornamental fountains all lathered up having his daily shower.
 
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Spice.

Having seen some of the bodies littering streets, it's quite alarming that people would want to to this.
Or bad that people would want to give someone something that would render them basically dead
Money..some people have nee morals

Arriving early morning in New Delhi. In taxi en route to hotel and passed a bloke in one of the ornamental fountains all lathered up having his daily shower.

Arriving early morning in New Delhi. In taxi en route to hotel and passed a bloke in one of the ornamental fountains all lathered up having his daily shower.
Two days running...was it the same bloke marra..!?
 
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Four of us went to Edinburgh Tattoo, wives went shopping in the afternoon, mate and me went on a bit of a bender.
We met them up about 7pm pissed but went into our seats, they had brought a little picnic.
My mate grabbed a tomato and bit into it which made it explode covering the woman in fronts long hair and the back of her coat, she never noticed.
Dozens or even hundreds of people sitting behind us had though, lots of laughing and tutting.
We of course never told her nor did anyone else.
 
Got picked up in a taxi years back from the Cluny in Newcastle. Just up the bank under byker bridge, one of the bridge pillars has a sort of raised platform on the base of it. About a metre off the pavement & at a guess about size of pool table.

There was a lass riding a fella with about 5-6 people watching & cheering. Taxi driver slowed down...so i saw enough of it to know they weren't pretending.

Really quite odd. Was in summer prob about 10pm so not even dark.

One of my mates at uni in Manchester was on way home with us after a night out. He realised he was going to shit his pants so ran round the back of a chinese takeaway. Was about 3am.

Rather than shit on the floor he climbed up on one of those big metal bins. Noble effort to bin it i think.

Problem was that the lads from the takeaway hadn't gone home yet. They all came out the back screaming at the lad who was about 3ft up in air emptying his arse.
 
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I once saw a bloke carrying a bag of spoons under his arm about 2 minutes after I had used the phrase 'mad as a bag of spoons' in conversation.

I also once saw Spiderman throw a ball back to Buffon.
 

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