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[BucketBiff]

If and when the new owners arrive, at least £75 million per window has to be spent, to placate the hordes.

I’m interested on all these players just waiting to arrive. Who are they? Rafa has brought in three ex safc so far, there’s a couple of lads available in N’Dong and dilly dally.

The 90s will never return for nufc. What they had in the previous two years, is as good as it will get. The current position is down to Rafa and the players. Rafa and lascelles have come out in support of the owner.

The former caused a huge amount of ill feeling towards him. But is now towing the line as he’s got them well placed for another shot at relegation.

 

[chico]

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f***ing love the fella.

Love Mike like, should be made an adopted makem for the entertainment value he provides and the way he winds those gravy stained tossers up

 

[Wayne The Punk]

The mags must be right. If he wasnt such a tight bastard he would have just paid someone else to chin the gobby wanker

 

[mickyw]

He should have just waited till he went to the toilet then he could have knocked him out vin da loo

 

[hefty em]

Hates the mags. Ash lad.

 

[manamamackem]

I’d love them to push him too far. Imagine if he decided to see the club cease to exist rather than sell it

I hink that money means far too much to him for that to ever be a possibility, marra!

Can't beat a bit of Argie Bhaji, like

 

[Bangkok Blackcat]

Bet you thought that was hilarious when you typed it.

Nah, just think he's an absolute scumbag. Dunno why anyone could think otherwise. You're playing mental gymnastics if you excuse some of the things he does/has done and the working conditions of his companies just because the mags hate him.

He is an absolute scumbag, which makes him a perfect fit for a scumbag club.

 

[myleftfoot1978]

Glad he didn't punch him, could have put him in a Korma

I heard it was not a bloke who he threatened to knock out, it was supposedly someone's Naan

 

[West_Winger]

So the story is - mag goes up to Ashley (presumably wearing his Newcastle top bought from Sports Direct), starts hurling abuse at him then gets upset when Ashley returns serve? f***ing hell.

 

[cosmicchris00]

If Watford play to their capabilities, it could be a very long day for the skunks.
50-50 in my book as to whether they'll beat em tho as the skunks aren't quite as bad as the league position suggests.

This is what makes it so entertaining.

They clearly have a better squad than Huddersfield but they're only above them on goal difference.

Fulham have no idea how to defend in the Premier League and yet they're 2 points above the clowns.

Cardiff FFS.

They're all clearly relegation certainties and yet if any of them put a run together they could put the mags down!!

 

[Captain Calamity]

I wish he'd taken a pop at em

 

[vinegar hill]

I know it's the mags but the bloke is a f***ing arsehole.
We'd hate having this prick as an owner.

Mag

We should have a banner put up in his honour. The poor fecker having to put up with all the gormless scum.

Or a Pro Mike demonstration outside of the Sports Direct shop in High Street before the next home game.

 

[Monkey]

Wished he had took a popadom

He would have got himself in a bit of a pickle

 

[Deleted member 7190]

It's probably a post-1992 mag who supports 'Noocarstle' if it's in London.

He shouldn't be threatening anyone with violence and is a bit of a prick, but fancy harassing someone out for a meal.

 

[Midnight Toker]

Glad he didn't punch him, could have put him in a Korma

No need for argie bhagee

 

[CARLOS CLASS]

Have a look at Bigrosslittleross post on here man!!!!

Brilliantly accurate

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[Lukas73]

Another Gobi idiot...what a saag state of affairs...

 

[Bladecat]

It's probably a post-1992 mag who supports 'Noocarstle' if it's in London.

He shouldn't be threatening anyone with violence and is a bit of a prick, but fancy harassing someone out for a meal.

Yuz dinnat undastand what hes done to wor club.

 

[Deleted member 6830]

Have a look at Bigrosslittleross post on here man!!!!

Brilliantly accurate

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spot on.
Everyone around the country knows what self obsessed tits they are.
Hope Watford smash them but I'd be happy with a draw too - as long as their winless run continues and The Genius 'eclipses' wanker Moyes.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Ellis short did a far worse job than Ashley did (but the majority of us would agree it was not for the lack of trying) I am glad the fans of this club who suffered far worse in the past couple of years did not stoop to this level of tribal idiocy.

Glad he didn't punch him, could have put him in a Korma

I samosa so.