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Tremendous. Long may it continue....that we can't manage unless we win nothing until 2067.
NUFC's last major competitive trophy, the FA Cup in 1955 is now closer to their founding than the present day, or, the club have now won nothing for half their existence!
Newcastle United have not won anything since the invention of colour television.![]()
Nah they won relegation the other year and countless transfer windows.
Don’t forget they beat us on Champ Man one year as well.
Newcastle United have not won anything since the invention of colour television.![]()
There’s is a great shop in town they can buy the tennis balls from.Michael Martin trying to organise a tennis ball protest on twitter now
The gift that keeps on giving!
Hang on how is it legal? I thought throwing any projectile was forbidden?You must be logged on to see external links
Well that’s even worrssererer as wuv neva wun fuck arl apart from the shopping centre shield and interterter certificertHow can this be possible when they were founded in 1992?
...that we can't manage unless we win nothing until 2067.
NUFC's last major competitive trophy, the FA Cup in 1955 is now closer to their founding than the present day, or, the club have now won nothing for half their existence!
They turned up in a gravy stained TardisHow can this be possible when they were founded in 1992?
I heard that the other day, what is this record exactly? Least points from 10 games? No wins?They will break our shittest start to a Premier league season record tomorrow if they fail to win
Newcastle United have not won anything since the invention of colour television.![]()