What’s the longest it’s taken you to realise something?

I’ve mentiomed this before on here and was laughed at .

I always thought until a year ago pulling your skin back when getting a wee was a formality for keeping a fresh,clean penis and was something man had evolved to do .When I crack on about it on here and at work blokes don’t seem to do it and are hell bent on not even attempting it .
All I can say is there must be a lot of dirty dicks out there and poor wives with thrush etc .
Eh who the fuck isn't doing that??
 


When I was a kid, I went to cub camp seemingly miles away (Moor House near Durham). I vividly remember looking out of my tent at night and seeing some lights on a tower or something in the distance and wondering what it was in this strange faraway land. Over the years, I often wondered what it was i’d seen.
This weekend, when I went to collect the boy from camp there, the penny finally dropped that I’d been looking at the Burnhope transmitter.
It’s taken me 36 years to work it out :lol: Anyone pondered something for longer than that?
Did anything else happen at cub camp that you want to get off your chest?
 
When I was a kid, I went to cub camp seemingly miles away (Moor House near Durham). I vividly remember looking out of my tent at night and seeing some lights on a tower or something in the distance and wondering what it was in this strange faraway land. Over the years, I often wondered what it was i’d seen.
This weekend, when I went to collect the boy from camp there, the penny finally dropped that I’d been looking at the Burnhope transmitter.
It’s taken me 36 years to work it out :lol: Anyone pondered something for longer than that?
I used to go to the same cub camp, 30 years ago now and it seemed like the longest journey ever. We used to get a coach from Burn Park, everyone seems to drive their kids there these days.

I wonder how I never got signed up by Man U or something after the last time I went to said cub camp. My shoes were hanging off my feet and I managed to be top scorer and took us all the way to the final.

Unfortunately I never replicated that form.
 

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