Things that irritate you more than they should



When people think the printer is a place to stand and chat rather than a device to print documents. Since the water cooler doesn't have a scan facility, how about you fuck off out of the way?
You should start a thread for these kind of complaints. Maybe you could come up with a bit of hyperbole for the thread title and name it ‘Office-based things that make you want to die’ or something like that? Could catch on.
 
Being told "your call is important to us" when it evidently isn't OTHERWISE WE WOULDN'T BE ON HOLD FOR 20 BASTARD MINUTES

And, people who use capital letters....
Don't get me started on the repeated messages of how you can do everything easier online, after you only called them, as the website said, sorry you can't do that online, please contact us on 0000000 etc.

Bastids.
 
Formerly obese people preaching about weight loss because they've managed to get a size normal folk manage to maintain all their life.

On a similar note, reformed alcoholics shitting on something everyone else manages to do in moderation just because they can't. Impressed to see Frank Skinner telling his mate Adrian Chiles that he didn't have a problem and should enjoy his beer.
 
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People who don't pay my beautiful old car the respect it deserves.

When I drive around SR6 in my MGB GT I expect folks to gawp at it. S'not happening you baarstaards!!

Fecking peasants!! ;):lol::lol::lol:
 
People who don't pay my beautiful old car the respect it deserves.

When I drive around SR6 in my MGB GT I expect folks to gawp at it. S'not happening you baarstaards!!

Fecking peasants!! ;):lol::lol::lol:
Maybe they can’t see it for all the smoke it belches out?
 
And at traffic lights when they dither about, taking ages to pull away and when they do, they make it through just as the lights change to red, leaving you seething waiting for the lights to turn green again :evil:

Impatient bad tempered drivers behind me at traffic lights who start pipping their horns because I don’t take off like Lewis Hamilton at the first sight of green.
Calm down fellas, we’re not all on a suicide mission.
Remember, better late than never

People who don't pay my beautiful old car the respect it deserves.

When I drive around SR6 in my MGB GT I expect folks to gawp at it. S'not happening you baarstaards!!

Fecking peasants!! ;):lol::lol::lol:

Common as cowshit.

Get yersel a real classic from the 40s or 50s.
 
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Impatient bad tempered drivers behind me at traffic lights who start pipping their horns because I don’t take off like Lewis Hamilton at the first sight of green.
Calm down fellas, we’re not all on a suicide mission.
Remember, better late than never



Common as cowshit.

Get yersel a real classic from the 40s or 50s.

Just as well that I don`t do that either, that`s just as bad as a ditherer:D
 
When you bite your fingernail and it keeps on tearing down the side of the nail till it ends up too small to get out but big enough to hurt for the next week.
 

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