Things that irritate you more than they should

People who stand too close to you in the queue at the supermarket.
When on holiday this summer I began to susoect that people who have a poor sense of personal space are often from Yorkshire.

I've not rigorously tested this hypothesis as yet but would be interested in any further evidence others may have.
 


When on holiday this summer I began to susoect that people who have a poor sense of personal space are often from Yorkshire.

I've not rigorously tested this hypothesis as yet but would be interested in any further evidence others may have.
Well it certainly isn't your magnetic personality.
 
Somebody told a class story on here once about having a massive pan cracking shite in an aeroplane bog but then try as he might, he couldn’t get it to flush. When he opened the door there was a gorgeous blonde waiting to go in.
After he sat down she came and sat down right across the aisle from him.

Typical advice from the SMB in subsequent posts included:

You should have told her “someone’s left a whopper in there”

And

You should have loudly asked “who ordered the brown trout?”

(I love this place!)


On the London Branch train to Liverpool many years ago my mate (honestly!) had a massive shit in the train's toilet and couldn't flush it away. Waiting outside was a lass that he fancied :) :) :) :)

@JackFord- it was Mr H lol
 
When the missus finishes a bowl of cereal and just plonks the dirty bowl in the empty sink without at least running some water over it to prevent the remains from setting like fkn concrete.
The lazy fkr will also walk past the pedal bin with left overs on her plate and plonk that next to the sink too.
Can't be bothered to see 8f I've already mentioned this. But our lass is the same with any pots that contains a tomato based sauce, or curry. :evil: The f***ing dick!
 

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