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Douglas screaming like a 3 year old again........Special



This Fookin creased me

"They did enough to frustrate Chelsea, who unravelled the Magpies with a contentious penalty and an own goal that came from a “soft” free-kick in Benitez’s words. They might only have had 10% of the possession in the second half, but Newcastle never really felt under much pressure.

The manager is adapting to what he thinks the club have shown is their priority: survival. If it means performances and systems like this one, he’ll sustain the reputational damage these sort of tactics do to him for the greater good of keeping the club in the division they deserve to be in.

Whatever frustration might build at waiting for the first win, Newcastle haven’t lost their key qualities of discipline, hard work and street smarts."

What the Fook is street smarts? Is this something only a werld class cerch can bring?
Wow just wow !
Tactical genius parks the bus and on this occasion loses the game.
Wish we had a deep thinker at the helm like Benitez :lol:
 
Its either they break the non-possession record at Citeh or Benitez may attack and get a bigger humping so they can blame Ashley, Hairy hands, baldy heed and wobbly eyes.....
 
Just been talking to a decent Mag (aye I know) he reckons Lascelles slapped Perez, so Shelvey went to sort it out so Lascelles punched Shelvey.
No idea if true or not but not sure what he’d get from lying about it.
 
Douglas screaming like a 3 year old again........Special



This Fookin creased me

"They did enough to frustrate Chelsea, who unravelled the Magpies with a contentious penalty and an own goal that came from a “soft” free-kick in Benitez’s words. They might only have had 10% of the possession in the second half, but Newcastle never really felt under much pressure.

The manager is adapting to what he thinks the club have shown is their priority: survival. If it means performances and systems like this one, he’ll sustain the reputational damage these sort of tactics do to him for the greater good of keeping the club in the division they deserve to be in.

Whatever frustration might build at waiting for the first win, Newcastle haven’t lost their key qualities of discipline, hard work and street smarts."

What the Fook is street smarts? Is this something only a werld class cerch can bring?
it means they only shop at his shops and get their 10% discount
 
That Douglas absolutely adores Rafa, he must be seething after writing a book called "''Rafalution" that it's basically a load of shit. Rafa is on a winner, he's conned the fans so that everyone is so against the owner, very very few will ever criticise his signings and results. Total free ride for Rafa and he knows it.
 
I’d love to know how it was a defensive masterclass. When NUFC beat Chelsea 3-0 in May, Chelsea had 58% possession yet only managed 6 shots. Chelsea had 81% possession yesterday and managed 15 attempts at goal. That roughly speaking is a shot every 5 minutes of possession. It was dull anti football camped in your own half and hardly ever touching the ball. However the be all and end all is, it failed and they got fuck all. Were it to be a masterful defensive performance they would have undeservedly gained a point.
Anar anar but did the toon win most throw ins? The magedia can focus on that.

What is he going to do set their ghosts on us?
See ye divent understand. They have Bobby Robson .
 
@lee_ryder: Rafa: “Possession means nothing. It’s a stat for TV. If you create five chances you have done a job.”

Did they create five chances ? If not you haven't done a job shirley.

and this is the imbecile who called our 3-0 against them at home a "false" one because they had more corners and replayed it on Football Manager.
 
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