Things that irritate you more than they should

Very able-bodied, pig-ignorant people who park in disabled parking spaces, just because they want to be closer to the shop or not have their cars scratched.

Also those who can't seem to park in one single space.
 


Sykes The Pop Man said:
Why not?

I'm guessing you tend to park close to the entrance
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Can't understand the mentality of someone who would park up close and squeeze to get their door open, when there's loads of space in other spots.

You're guessing wrong. I park as far away as possible, as I don't particularly like 4x4's knocking fuck out of the sides of my car when their kids jump out.
 
Horatio Pugwash said:
Even worse when you do let the fart off in the toilet, open the door and she's standing there waiting to go in next.

"I'd give it ten minutes pet"
:oops:
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Somebody told a class story on here once about having a massive pan cracking shite in an aeroplane bog but then try as he might, he couldn’t get it to flush. When he opened the door there was a gorgeous blonde waiting to go in.
After he sat down she came and sat down right across the aisle from him.

Typical advice from the SMB in subsequent posts included:

You should have told her “someone’s left a whopper in there”

And

You should have loudly asked “who ordered the brown trout?”

(I love this place!)
 
Tex said:
Somebody told a class story on here once about having a massive pan cracking shite in an aeroplane bog but then try as he might, he couldn’t get it to flush. When he opened the door there was a gorgeous blonde waiting to go in.
After he sat down she came and sat down right across the aisle from him.

Typical advice from the SMB in subsequent posts included:

You should have told her “someone’s left a whopper in there”

And

You should have loudly asked “who ordered the brown trout?”

(I love this place!)
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A panaconda? Or King Kong's finger
 
Places that leave signs up for events that have already been on , have been particularly annoyed this week by the massive billboard advertising kubix festival that is still on the side of 1231
 
Linny said:
Very able-bodied, pig-ignorant people who park in disabled parking spaces, just because they want to be closer to the shop or not have their cars scratched.

Also those who can't seem to park in one single space.
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Remember not every disablement is visible

Having weetabix for your breakfast and trying to open the f***ing plastic wrapper things and them all falling out all over the bench
 
Minuscule instructions on packs of food regarding cooking times etc.that you need a magnifying glass to read.

Everything else is written in letters so big you can read it a mile away.
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Recipes that measure things in a cup or half a cup. What size of cup, you stupid f***ing wankspanner?
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Catering (pun intended) to the yanks who find having to measure a particular amount a little difficult, so it is just easier to say one of that and half of the other.
 

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