Colin the seafood man



Love seafood but it’s a strange combo in my opinion like.

Seafood is not something I fancy when I’m having a few pints.
 
He's not called Colin. That's just the name of the business that isn't his as far as I'm aware.

He sells little blue pills that can't be named on here for some reason for £5 a go anarl. His top pocket is usually chocker with blister packets :lol:
 
He's done it for years.

Have you got crabs Colin,

Have you got any mussels, well lift up the pool table.

Have you got change of a squid.

How many times he must have heard the same patter over the years.
 
Oh, I'm Colin the seafood man,
I'm Colin the seafood man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Colin the seafood man.

*closes laptop* aye, that's enough of that.
 

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