German cuisine



I spent a bit of time working in Germany a few years back and was overwhelmed by the amount of meat they eat. I couldn't cope with it so opted for pasta one night. I was presented with a f***ing mountain of tagliatelle topped by a couple of pork chops.

The next night they were off to a Greek restaurant famed for its meat so I feigned illness.

Genuinely great people but I'd struggle to eat that much meat
 
Can’t go wrong with it in winter. Duck, goose, pork, sausages with cabbage and dumplings/taties and loads of gravy to stain me toon top with.
 
Patch said:
I spent a bit of time working in Germany a few years back and was overwhelmed by the amount of meat they eat. I couldn't cope with it so opted for pasta one night. I was presented with a f***ing mountain of tagliatelle topped by a couple of pork chops.

The next night they were off to a Greek restaurant famed for its meat so I feigned illness.

Genuinely great people but I'd struggle to eat that much meat
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Disappointed in you here mate. Very disappointed.
 
Sausage-fest.

I stayed in a German resort once and thowt I'd try the schnitzel (wasn't many other cuisines on offer). It was just a big Bernard Matthews turkey burger tbh. Currywurst was ok, saurkraut was shite, especially when served for your breakfast. Who eats that shit first thing ffs?
 
Patch said:
I spent a bit of time working in Germany a few years back and was overwhelmed by the amount of meat they eat. I couldn't cope with it so opted for pasta one night. I was presented with a f***ing mountain of tagliatelle topped by a couple of pork chops.

The next night they were off to a Greek restaurant famed for its meat so I feigned illness.

Genuinely great people but I'd struggle to eat that much meat
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They do eat a lot of meat. However several of the girls at the company I do work for feed from the salad bar and have fruit bowls for desserts. Their figures are testament to their sacrifice.
 

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