Shit Next Door Neighbours

loud as fuck talking shite in the back garden, at this time!

But aye, anyone had particularly bad neighbours?

Maybe ones who you’ve had altercations with even?
 


nah never. However I’ve received letters out the blue off the local council in regards to my noise level so I guess I was the annoying neighbour.
If anyone had spoke to me I’d have fixed the issue, I didn’t even know I was doing anything wrong

So maybe just speak to them
 
Got class neighbours me now, couple in their 40s next door proper hippies, sound as owt, always feeding the birds and on the look out for intruders, single lad next door who works away and barely there, keeps himself to himself and has the odd party but never too loud or late
 
My neighbours (in their fifties) are never out of the garden like..It seems all their family live on our estate, none of them work and they congregate all day in next doors garden, speaking in grunts like something off Deliverence....Having said that we get no grief off them
 
Never have any bother with mine. They're mainly all older people so no loud parties etc.
 
One neighbour was a marine. His bedroom had an adjoining wall with ours. You could always tell it was his last few days before deployment as he had a few all night parties.

At one of these parties him and a couple of girls were having a whale of a time bouncing on the bed at 4am, when we heard an almighty clatter followed by one of the girls shouting, “You’ve fucked me off the bed”.

Sold up just before he was due back from one deployment.
 
One neighbour was a marine. His bedroom had an adjoining wall with ours. You could always tell it was his last few days before deployment as he had a few all night parties.

At one of these parties him and a couple of girls were having a whale of a time bouncing on the bed at 4am, when we heard an almighty clatter followed by one of the girls shouting, “You’ve fucked me off the bed”.

Sold up just before he was due back from one deployment.
This must become a catchphrase in the next series of Game of Thrones or summat. Simply too good to be lost forever.
 
A few years ago a family moved in next door (the owner used to rent it out to any fucker).

She was fat mess, he was a body builder type and the kids (multiple kids by multiple fathers) were more or less feral.

They weren't really a bother as such until I got up one morning and went downstairs.

I walked into the front room and the Mrs was making a finger on the lips, shushing gesture.

Screaming and shouting coming from next door, it was hard to understand what it was about at first but it soon became apparent that she had found out he was having an affair.

Due to the shear volume and timbre of her voice, we could hear everything she was saying word for word.

Apparently it had been going on for two years, he had been on holiday with her, she rang the lass he was seeing, screamed down the phone at her for a bit. Proper entertaining stuff.

She buggered off somewhere with the kids, he disappeared off and we thought 'well that's it'

Exactly 24 hours later they were all back, laughing and carrying on like nothing had happened.

In the end I had a word with the lad who actually owned the house and he booted them out.
 
All class apart from the house over the back.

There's a couple who are about 70, she's a snidey nosey witch.
I know for an absolute fact that in the last couple of weeks she's been talking about us to the family who we live next door to.
She also reported us to the council years back rather than mentioning a small matter in passing. That's when we were on speaking terms. I haven't spoken to her in about 2 years.
 
Arseholes to the left of us, canny to the right.

Here I am stuck in the middle with you?

Woman in her mid to late 50s on the left, she's quiet. On the right, I've got a student/young professional rental place. Previous 2 or 3 sets of tenants were decent, not seen much of the current lot but they don't seem overly bothered about looking after the garden.
 

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