where else you meant to fuck them?
They have days where a little circus comes to the office, ferris wheels, candy floss machines, clowns etc.
Are the clowns dwarves?
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where else you meant to fuck them?
They have days where a little circus comes to the office, ferris wheels, candy floss machines, clowns etc.
fuck me are they all fat and have beards......whats with IT nerds and beards you can tell they are not getting no sex...Nee lass likes getting her honey pot getting licked out with a full bush chafing on her lips
It;s hard to tell underneath the baggy hoodies and Sheldon from Big Bang Theory style t-shirts. I can say there's not a right lot of personal grooming been going on, particularly basic hair combing.
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Sounds like your work has too many staff if you've got time to be doing that!I was sitting having a shite typing on my phone mate, you'll have to excuse my spelling mate! I got all the right letters, just the wrong way round.
And Dinasour?
We're going through a massive restructure and I'm being made redundant, I'm pretty much just seing my contract out until SeptemberDinasour pork with egg fried rice
Sounds like your work has too many staff if you've got time to be doing that!
I just started a new contract this week at a place where the IT department use 'Agile'. Everyone is part of a 'Scrum' and each one has its own team name. When you find out that the team names are things like 'The Beserkers', 'The Night Watch' and 'Red Squadron', it doesn't take a genius to work out that the programmers have been given a say. It's not doing much for the image of It staff when team names like this just screams nerdy-virgins.
Oh aye and apparently at 'scrum stand-ups' you have to be holding the Yoda cuddly toy to be allowed to speak.
F'kin awesome
yesAre the clowns dwarves?
This bank based in Durham?where else you meant to fuck them?
They have days where a little circus comes to the office, ferris wheels, candy floss machines, clowns etc.
Bloody hell Granddad, you took your time making it into the 21st century.I just started a new contract this week at a place where the IT department use 'Agile'. Everyone is part of a 'Scrum' and each one has its own team name. When you find out that the team names are things like 'The Beserkers', 'The Night Watch' and 'Red Squadron', it doesn't take a genius to work out that the programmers have been given a say. It's not doing much for the image of It staff when team names like this just screams nerdy-virgins.
Oh aye and apparently at 'scrum stand-ups' you have to be holding the Yoda cuddly toy to be allowed to speak.
F'kin awesome
I don't know any offices like that. The furthest ours goes is we have a dress down day once a month for charity, but even thats jeans and a t shirt at the very worst. No shorts, no flip flops or out like that. What was the company? Are they big?Went to have a chat with a director of a company earlier on in the week about possible opportunities at the company, a big thing he mentioned was that I would need to fit into the culture of the company.
The dress code on that day seemed to be shorts and zany comedy T-shirts or shit with Atari symbols etc on. Staff seemed to be just f***ing about chatting shit or playing ping pong, hangng about in 'break out' areas or on their laptops in the cafe, they seem to have loads of 'fun' days etc......I sort of decided I couldn't work there by this. Turns out they're not hiring anyways.
But Ive come away thinking, is this what modern office environments are like? I'm more of a tradional suit or at least a pair of slacks and buttoned shirt type of man, I like to keep work away from socialising, get to work, do a full days graft before leaving and getting home and taking the work clothes of is a demarkation point to try and switch off from work. To me if your staff have time to piss about, you hav etoo many staff.
Do i need to maybes broaden my thoughts on this to fit into new companies? This is my first real exposure of looking for employment outside of my company that Ive had.
Where do I even buy a funny Bart Simpson t-shirt???
yerThis bank based in Durham?
Went to have a chat with a director of a company earlier on in the week about possible opportunities at the company, a big thing he mentioned was that I would need to fit into the culture of the company.
The dress code on that day seemed to be shorts and zany comedy T-shirts or shit with Atari symbols etc on. Staff seemed to be just f***ing about chatting shit or playing ping pong, hangng about in 'break out' areas or on their laptops in the cafe, they seem to have loads of 'fun' days etc......I sort of decided I couldn't work there by this. Turns out they're not hiring anyways.
But Ive come away thinking, is this what modern office environments are like? I'm more of a tradional suit or at least a pair of slacks and buttoned shirt type of man, I like to keep work away from socialising, get to work, do a full days graft before leaving and getting home and taking the work clothes of is a demarkation point to try and switch off from work. To me if your staff have time to piss about, you hav etoo many staff.
Do i need to maybes broaden my thoughts on this to fit into new companies? This is my first real exposure of looking for employment outside of my company that Ive had.
Where do I even buy a funny Bart Simpson t-shirt???
I think this is the place I went along to see!This bank based in Durham?
Place I'm at there is a huge Project on which in effect is to overhaul the whole IT estate
Loads of new Pm's about. On Monday morning I could see them in their scrum/ huddle when I heard one start singing a song. Its Monday, It Monday, lets all do our deeds etc etc etc...
we all looked at each other and went wtf
he then went onto to give this little anecdote monologue.. I'm out of here in August.. maybe just in time
Bloody hell Granddad, you took your time making it into the 21st century.
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Amen, brother.Went to have a chat with a director of a company earlier on in the week about possible opportunities at the company, a big thing he mentioned was that I would need to fit into the culture of the company.
The dress code on that day seemed to be shorts and zany comedy T-shirts or shit with Atari symbols etc on. Staff seemed to be just f***ing about chatting shit or playing ping pong, hangng about in 'break out' areas or on their laptops in the cafe, they seem to have loads of 'fun' days etc......I sort of decided I couldn't work there by this. Turns out they're not hiring anyways.
But Ive come away thinking, is this what modern office environments are like? I'm more of a tradional suit or at least a pair of slacks and buttoned shirt type of man, I like to keep work away from socialising, get to work, do a full days graft before leaving and getting home and taking the work clothes of is a demarkation point to try and switch off from work. To me if your staff have time to piss about, you hav etoo many staff.
Do i need to maybes broaden my thoughts on this to fit into new companies? This is my first real exposure of looking for employment outside of my company that Ive had.
Where do I even buy a funny Bart Simpson t-shirt???
Some of the devops guys doShorts and t-shirts allowed?
And do you have so much spare time on your hands to fuck about on the ping pong table?