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Durham Mags

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TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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Someone once farted near me when I was outside the Gala Theatre...it all makes sense now: must have been a mag!
 

TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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It's wick with the bastards......Bloody Pit villages!
 
Its Him Again said:
Absolute embarrassing around 90%of them. The other 10% probably followed them prior to 1992.
It really is Sad as fuck.
Nearly been involved in many a fight due this fucked up race.
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Yeah upon reflection I know at least one Durham mag who is a very reasonable guy. But there’s a certain element amongst them, one of whom I encountered today.
 
TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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Sounds like another made up story to me.
How did you know he was a mag by the way, did he just happen to be in a Newcastle shirt for convenient identification?

Top tip, save your Sunderland shirt for a match day instead of wearing it midweek as general attire. It will save you looking like a tramp.
 
AndyH said:
Sounds like another made up story to me.
How did you know he was a mag by the way, did he just happen to be in a Newcastle shirt for convenient identification?

Top tip, save your Sunderland shirt for a match day instead of wearing it midweek as general attire. It will save you looking like a tramp.
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Thats rich coming from a Mag mind , yous lot have Newcastle coats/hats/pyjamas/coffee cups/pint glasses etc etc , theres some sad bastards in Berwick about 60 who cant leave the house without being draped in f***ing seahorse badge shit
 
AndyH said:
Sounds like another made up story to me.
How did you know he was a mag by the way, did he just happen to be in a Newcastle shirt for convenient identification?

Top tip, save your Sunderland shirt for a match day instead of wearing it midweek as general attire. It will save you looking like a tramp.
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Since we are talking about top tips here is one for you.

Fuck off.
 
TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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Theyre just insecure about not being proper Geordies from Newcastle that's all

They should be supporting Durham
 
AndyH said:
Sounds like another made up story to me.
How did you know he was a mag by the way, did he just happen to be in a Newcastle shirt for convenient identification?

Top tip, save your Sunderland shirt for a match day instead of wearing it midweek as general attire. It will save you looking like a tramp.
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Thanks marra. I’ll take that on board. Oh no, hang on, fuck off.
 
I've never understood the dislike for Durham mags. Are Gateshead Mackems equally as bad or are we allowed to reside anywhere in the region?
 
AndyH said:
Sounds like another made up story to me.
How did you know he was a mag by the way, did he just happen to be in a Newcastle shirt for convenient identification?

Top tip, save your Sunderland shirt for a match day instead of wearing it midweek as general attire. It will save you looking like a tramp.
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That's a very good woosh, right?
 
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