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Durham Mags

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TK-421

TK-421

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Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
 

TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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There's plenty of vermin follow them,whether from Durham or not. Spitting at someone is one of the most despicable things you can do imo. Dirty bastard.
 
TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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Which traffic lights there mate?
 
TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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Durham mags are an affront to humanity. They should be tarred, feathered, dragged by the ankles across shitsville city limits and then burned at the stake. Horrible traitorous unspeakable bastards.
 
I'm giving the match a miss this Saturday and going out on the drink in Durham. I will be keeping an eye out for the reactions of the local populace if we get relegated.
 
TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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All 1993 mags are wankers which is most of them.
 
TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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How do you know he was from Durham?
 
Hebdomad said:
Which traffic lights there mate?
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Heading into the centre from Belmont way, so past the big roundabout about to go through what used to be a roundabout but is not just traffic lights

Hebdomad said:
Am calling it into question too as I can't picture which bank the OP was heading down to encounter slow moving traffic coming up said bank.
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The slow moving traffic going the other way is because there are now traffic lights on the remaining roundabout I had just gone over
 
WHD said:
I'm giving the match a miss this Saturday and going out on the drink in Durham. I will be keeping an eye out for the reactions of the local populace if we get relegated.
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I'll watch for you m8 coz I live in spitting distance of Durham
 
TK-421 said:
Just driving through Durham, going down the bank into the centre through the traffic lights. Hardly moving, obviously, but the cars going in the opposite direction are going ever so slightly quicker. I have my window down and some fella going the other way catches my eye, flicks his tongue up and spits at the ground next to me. I was startled by this but then realised why it happened... I’m wearing a Sunderland shirt.
Absolutely hate Durham Mags.
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Full kit w*nker when not at match shocker. Sad man, just plain sad.
 
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