Stupid bairns names



Keawyeds said:
Well you'd obviously call it Stephen/Steven or David wouldn't you.
That said I don't know many who have named their kids either of those recently.



Well I don't see you coming up with anything satirical or hilarious to compete
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There’s a baby Steve in my NCT group - he’s just turned one. His parents are Russian, like.
 
I worked with a guy who's kid was called Blu, when I left the job he was trying for another and said he would call it Red. No idea if he ever achieved the dream though
 
Hoofing this back up to the top... LinkedIn today has delivered another shocker.
Mr and Mrs Wild who have opened a healthy food cafe (you can already raise an eyebrow) have two kids.
One called Jesse - not terrible, but not great.

And another called... River.

River Wild.

Fuck right off.
 
Arkle said:
It's a garden alcove thing, isn't it?
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"An arboretum in a general sense is a botanical collection composed exclusively of trees. More commonly a modern arboretum is a botanical garden containing living collections of woody plants and is intended at least in part for scientific study"

I'm now a little disappointed her surname doesn't sound anything like "Etum"

Bonus Joke.
If he's going to be a West Country farmer, he's sorted.

Oo Arbor!
 
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I know of a family who have a kid called Taylor, which would be the mother's maiden name if she'd actually married the father.
As it is, it's just the mother's surname. Which is a bit weird.
 
Keawyeds said:
"An arboretum in a general sense is a botanical collection composed exclusively of trees. More commonly a modern arboretum is a botanical garden containing living collections of woody plants and is intended at least in part for scientific study"

I'm now a little disappointed her surname doesn't sound anything like "Etum"

Bonus Joke.
If he's going to be a West Country farmer, he's sorted.

Oo Arbor!
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That's an arboretum/arbouretum. An arbour/arbor is one of these shed/seat combo things:

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Also, Ann Arbor is a city in Michigan.
 
Arkle said:
That's an arboretum/arbouretum. An arbour/arbor is one of these shed/seat combo things:

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Also, Ann Arbor is a city in Michigan.
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When do Arbour/Arbor end and Pagodas start. That's the issue here

MackneyHackem said:
Neighbours have just had a bairn, called him Arbie. Also know a lass who called her kid Arlo.
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RB? Dear me... Well I hope he likes playing in defence.

Arlo sounds like dog food
 

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