Divn't bring the poliss to the door...



Twice. Once for hiding wheelie bins. The other was part of a murder investigation. I wasn't involved but I was in the gym the night some bloke murdered his wife.
 
I was once stopped driving near Gill bridge. Copper asked me to come to the back and to see the problem. I said I couldn't see one.

I'd forgot to turn my lights on as it was late but a light night, during the summer.

People were flashing their lights, but I waved back as I thought they knew me.

In the back of the car, I had three mates all drunk.

The cop breathalysed me, but I had not touch a drop all night, so he let me off with a warning.
 
I was once stopped driving near Gill bridge. Copper asked me to come to the back and to see the problem. I said I couldn't see one.

I'd forgot to turn my lights on as it was late but a light night, during the summer.

People were flashing their lights, but I waved back as I thought they knew me.

In the back of the car, I had three mates all drunk.

The cop breathalysed me, but I had not touch a drop all night, so he let me off with a warning.
:lol::lol:
 
Once for putting a snowball through a window, was aiming at my mate, couldn’t run away for laughing, didn’t laugh when the coppers turned up and when my dad got home from work.

I was once stopped driving near Gill bridge. Copper asked me to come to the back and to see the problem. I said I couldn't see one.

I'd forgot to turn my lights on as it was late but a light night, during the summer.

People were flashing their lights, but I waved back as I thought they knew me.

In the back of the car, I had three mates all drunk.

The cop breathalysed me, but I had not touch a drop all night, so he let me off with a warning.
You can’t get arrested for being thick mate:lol:
 

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