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What A Waster said:
Bet there's hidden cameras in the try out rooms.

Some right tasty looking ones on their website like. 2 grand is a lot though.

I'd definitely have a go of one, but wouldn't pay 50 quid, would rather just go to a real lady of the night for the same price.

No different to any other sort of self pleasure device on the market though.
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That was my first thought. The second being I wonder if the £50 counts towards the blackmail money.
 
I was talking to a lad a few weeks back, who had tried one of these and he was harping on about how realistic the experience was, so I thought “why not” and went along to try one out.

I got to the place and was met by the owner, a very nice chap, he invited me in to a corridor with several rooms numbered from 1 to 10. He asked what ethnicity I wanted and what hair colour etc and then said “reet, number 3 sounds like she will be right up yewer street just gan in and enjoy yersell young’en”. So I went in. I’ve got to tell you like it was class, like rattling a real lass and quite honestly better than a few I’ve had in the past, so life like with some incredibly realistic touches. Anyway... once i’d Shot my bolt and wiped me cock on the curtains, I went to pay at the reception desk where the owner and another bloke were standing. As I paid the owner asked how the experience was, so I told him the truth. “That was amazing, so realistic, I loved the attention to detail especially when she cried at the end”. Without pausing, the owner looked at his mate and said “ Jeff, number 3 is full, best gan and empty her”.
 
For anyone tempted to buy one of these (not me obviously); where would you keep it? Assuming you would be single or at least living alone, would have to be the loft. If you lived in a flat, lord knows
 
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