Time

[Deleted member 40035]

What is your perception?

I have 2 alarm clocks but still usually turn up late.

Time zones are cool, is America 6 hours behind and Italy 2 hours ahead?

Astronauts who return to earth in a different time zone (time travel).

 

[iPabs]

You been sucking buckets

 

[mcq10]

Tardiness is an awful trait in a person.

 

[banburysafc]

Is this that heed character? Posts absolute f***ing drivel non-stop.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Wish I could time travel

 

[ErichZann]

If you travelled at near light speed in a spaceship around the earth for one year...20 odd years would pass on earth. You would literally be travelling into the future.

 

[Tex]

Is this that heed character? Posts absolute f***ing drivel non-stop.

Believes astronauts and ‘time travel’ but thinks the earth is flat. Dribbling idiot.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Believes astronauts and ‘time travel’ but thinks the earth is flat. Dribbling idiot.

Nobody on the board thinks the Earth is flat.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Great track, from a great album.

 

[jackpunch]

Best ELO album. Jeff at his best. 21st Century Man is superb

 

[Space Hopper]

I wanted to post a time travelling joke but none of you liked it.

 

[HABA87]

It's Taybarns time.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Wish I could time travel

You can only go forward in time as @ErichZann just explained, how far forward in time do you want to go?

 

[PinzaC55]

Time flexes like a whore, falls wanking to the floor.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

It's Taybarns time.

So cool mate, great post.

 

[Discopants91]

I'd travel back to August 25th 2016.

 

[Amber]

What is your perception?

I have 2 alarm clocks but still usually turn up late.

Time zones are cool, is America 6 hours behind and Italy 2 hours ahead?

Astronauts who return to earth in a different time zone (time travel).

I really dislike people who turn up late. Bad manners.

 

[Some Random Guy]

If you travelled at near light speed in a spaceship around the earth for one year...20 odd years would pass on earth. You would literally be travelling into the future.

Bet the emissions on that would fuck the ozone layer.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

What is your perception?

I have 2 alarm clocks but still usually turn up late.

Time zones are cool, is America 6 hours behind and Italy 2 hours ahead?

Astronauts who return to earth in a different time zone (time travel).

France has more time zones than Russia

 

[FootballFan]

I dont wear a watch, never use alarm clocks, and am never late.

Got to train your body clock, not much to it really.