SMB secret Santa



I'd buy @peachbum the Reindeer Ring Toss game (available online - but don't look because you'll see the price) and some prosecco.
:D:cool:

I’d buy everyone on the board a tin foil hat.
I could buy you "A Guide to Famous Film Stars with Photographs" - we could read it together.

I'd buy @peachbum the Reindeer Ring Toss game (available online - but don't look because you'll see the price) and some prosecco.

For KM

An orrery. And a blow up seagull.
 
Sounds canny, cheers.:lol:
She’s all yours.

Just need to send her the £3k air fare and she’ll see you in Ponteland. Transfer by Western Union ok?

And send a scan of your passport and a specimen signs to prove it’s you.

Oh and date of birth, bank details and mother’s maiden name.

Congratulations.
 
She’s all yours.

Just need to send her the £3k air fare and she’ll see you in Ponteland. Transfer by Western Union ok?

And send a scan of your passport and a specimen signs to prove it’s you.

Oh and date of birth, bank details and mother’s maiden name.

Congratulations.
So that's all I need to do?:D

I’d buy him a one way ticket to Syria
And I will say "Syria later alligator" and fuck of with a smile.:)
 
For KM

An orrery. And a blow up seagull.

Funnily enough I am looking to buy one of those for the Science Club I do at my kids' school. I had no idea that's what they were called. Many thanks. If the day ever comes when I don't learn something new that will be a very sad day for me.
 
Funnily enough I am looking to buy one of those for the Science Club I do at my kids' school. I had no idea that's what they were called. Many thanks. If the day ever comes when I don't learn something new that will be a very sad day for me.
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Seagull
ˈsiːɡʌl/
noun
  1. a popular name for a gull.

The blind leading the blind springs to mind! I’ll bring the wine though.:lol:
You need wine to be bothered about "stars".
 
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