The Rock



Fucks sake man, it’s a film. Be a bit shit if he just wandered around wouldn’t it? Do you pull apart every film you see? Mock Star Wars because it couldn’t happen. Have a go at Frozen cos it has a talking Snowman. Rip Inception to threads cos the world can’t bend like that? Turn your nose up at Toy Story cos toys don’t actually really talk?

So why doesn't the Rock just develop magic powers, stop the earthquake with his mind then fly his family to the moon for tea?
 

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